The last thing that made you laugh

[Butterfly88]

 

[Cher_Ami]

 

[AGXStarseed]

I used to smoke but I don't now as I've started using Nicorette patches.
They're great - I put one over each eye and then I can't find my cigarettes.

 

[AGXStarseed]

Following Sir Ken Dodd's passing, I've been watching some of his old videos and decided to share some.

 

[vangelis]

This definition from Encyclopedia Dramatica:

Bisexuality, (Noun.): The ability to reach down any person's pants and be satisfied with whatever you may find (except for a small penis).

 

[AGXStarseed]

This guy dancing around in Hull City Centre:

This man dancing to a busker in Hull city centre is loving life

 

[Bro'Freak]

 

[Nitro]

 

[Judge]

Watching "Top Gear". With Tanner, Adam, Rut and others racing a variety of recreational vehicles, with some actually drifting them on a dirt track.

Tanner Foust: "This is unbelievably dangerous!!!"

I concur, Tanner.

 

[Mr Allen]

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[Nitro]

Watching "Top Gear". With Tanner, Adam, Rut and others racing a variety of recreational vehicles, with some actually drifting them on a dirt track.

Tanner Foust: "This is unbelievably dangerous!!!"

I concur, Tanner.

Years ago,in North East,Pennsylvania which is actually about ten miles east of Erie,Pa on the northwestern part of the commonwealth,I was witness to school buses figure eight racing on a paved stockcar track.

I got to see them tipped up and ready to roll many times during the two heats in between street legal production cars two at a time on the oval track (approximately 50 participants that was brought down to a final pairing) and the feature heats for the regular late model roundy rounders that raced in the paved eight heats.

It was very interesting to say the least with loads of equipment getting damaged the entire night

 

[Judge]

Years ago,in North East,Pennsylvania which is actually about ten miles east of Erie,Pa on the northwestern part of the commonwealth,I was witness to school buses figure eight racing on a paved stockcar track.

I got to see them tipped up and ready to roll many times during the two heats in between street legal production cars two at a time on the oval track (approximately 50 participants that was brought down to a final pairing) and the feature heats for the regular late model roundy rounders that raced in the paved eight heats.

It was very interesting to say the least with loads of equipment getting damaged the entire night

Nothing like going to a racetrack only to be privy to a "rock n roll" concert.

 

[Progster]

Not quite the last thing to make me laugh, but I just remembered it, it's funny and I want to write it:

Taxi driver (attempts to initiate small talk): So, did you watch the football last night?
Gadget Man: What football?
Taxi driver: Oh, don't you watch football?
Gadget man: I'm aware that it exists.

 

[Nitro]

 

[Gracey]

A suggestion of hiring two private detectives and getting them to follow each other.

Source: Whinging Old Bastards, Facebook.

 

[Nitro]

 

[Bro'Freak]

You can't trust a Molecule,
They make up most things.

 

[Progster]

Overheard conversation, kids at bus stop:
Kid 1: [farts]
Kid 2: That's gross!
Kid 1: Must have been those beans I ate a month ago.

 

[AGXStarseed]

A sketch from Lee Evan's Different Planet Tour

 

[Sabrina]