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The last thing that made you laugh

Yesterday I watched a video of Red Dead Redemption 2 where one of the characters is worried he's in the early stages of "madness" because he had just suddenly forgotten what he was about to say. He claims it's what happened to his late father when he started to go mad, and the character blamed it on his dad mixing alcoholic drinks together. The story wasn't all that funny. But what made me laugh is that there was a glitch where one guy sitting next to him is passing his bottle of beer to someone who's invisible, or the beer can float on its own, or he's moving it with his telekinetic abilities. In a few second it floats back to him and he just takes the beer and drinks it again.
 
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(Not written by me)

'Porn accidentally plays out' over train loudspeaker

Commuters were left red-faced after what sounded like audio from a pornographic film was broadcast on a train's loudspeaker system.

In a video posted on Twitter, passenger Paul Brunton captured the moment giggling travellers were forced to listen to the sexual sounds on their journey.

It appeared as if a South Western Railway employee had accessed the X-rated material while a microphone was live, accidentally broadcasting it to the unsuspecting commuters.

Posting the footage, Mr Brunton wrote: "My tube driver casually watching porn whilst leaving the tannoy system on..."

One woman in the video is heard asking: "Is that coming from the driver?"

Amid the confusion, another answers: "No, it's someone's phone."

Transport for London responded to the clip on Twitter, saying: "Oh dear Thankfully not one of our trains or drivers "

The video, which has received almost 800,000 views, attracted hundreds of comments from amused social media users responding with puns and innuendos.

"At least someone's enjoying the commute to work," wrote one, while another added: "The grade school giggles are cracking me up."

A South Western Railway spokesperson apologised for the incident and said the operator was investigating.

"South Western Railway has a policy of blocking inappropriate material, including pornographic websites, on its onboard and station Wi-Fi services," they said.

"We are investigating this incident to establish how this material was broadcast on our service. Yesterday's incident is wholly unacceptable and we apologise to customers."

Source: 'Porn accidentally plays out' over train loudspeaker
 
One fine day in the middle of the night,
two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
drew their swords and shot each other.
The deaf policeman heard the noise,
and came and shot those two dead boys.
If you don't believe this joke is true,
ask the blind man, he saw it too.
 
Dr Phil was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children...

"You all have obsessions," he observed.

To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."

He turned to the second Mom, Ann: "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."

He turns to the third Mom, Joyce: "Your obsession is alcohol. This too manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy."

At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, gets up, takes her little boy by the hand and whispers. "Come on, Dick, we're leaving!"
 
From the good old days:

Bush v. Gore

In 2000, the two major party presidential candidates agreed that Americans are seeing too much inappropriate material in popular entertainment.

However, they disagreed on the details...

The Republican candidate, George W Bush, stated that there is too much bloody violence in the movies and on television. Vice President Al Gore, his Democratic
opponent, stated meanwhile that the media present Americans with too much sex and frontal nudity.
In other words, Bush says there is too much gore, and Gore says there is too much bush.
 
I looked at a the page of a book I had bought on an online store and meet with only books I have previously bought in the "Others who have bought this have also bought" section.
How many people who bought "When the Wind Blows" also have bought "Millions, Billions, Zillions", "The Andromeda Strain", "C Programming", and "1984"?

Got a good laugh from it.
 
Crozix said:
I looked at a the page of a book I had bought on an online store and meet with only books I have previously bought in the "Others who have bought this have also bought" section.
How many people who bought "When the Wind Blows" also have bought "Millions, Billions, Zillions", "The Andromeda Strain", "C Programming", and "1984"?

Got a good laugh from it.
Click to expand...
Aw c'mon, could you narrow it down a little?
:smile:
 
GrownupGirl said:
Yesterday I watched a video of Red Dead Redemption 2 where one of the characters is worried he's in the early stages of "madness" because he had just suddenly forgotten what he was about to say. He claims it's what happened to his late father when he started to go mad, and the character blamed it on his dad mixing alcoholic drinks together. The story wasn't all that funny. But what made me laugh is that there was a glitch where one guy sitting next to him is passing his bottle of beer to someone who's invisible, or the beer can float on its own, or he's moving it with his telekinetic abilities. In a few second it floats back to him and he just takes the beer and drinks it again.
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Regarding Red Dead Redemption, I watched one of the "Renegade for Life" videos where Lani (Vegeta) is playing the sequel, Red Dead Redemption 2.
At one point, we get this bit (honestly, it's Lani's reaction that gets me laughing more than what actually happens): That looked painful...
 
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