The last thing that made you laugh

[Rectify]

An old McDonalds advert that states McDonalds is "for food, folks and fun".
However, once the kids start to sing, the word "folks" suddenly sounds more than a bit ruder.

Holy moly. No wonder I prefer to use the drive-through. That way all I get is the food.

 

[tlc]

When my daughter was 2 she loved to play with silverware and would say "I want a fork and spoon". The way she said 'fork and' sounded like something else. I thought about asking her to reword it but reversing fork and spoon would sound like no picnic either.

 

[GrownupGirl]

The phrase “sanitary napkin”.

I don't know why exactly but the euphemisms they have for certain products at the grocery store make me snicker. Like "bathroom tissue" instead of toilet paper. Who in this day and age calls it bathroom tissue? Are there really people out there still offended by the world toilet? And "sanitary napkins" sounds too much like the napkins you use when you're eating.

 

[Creep]

A letter inviting my whole family to an event, including my grandchildren. I don’t have grandchildren. THAT I KNOW OF.

 

[Wolfnox]

Some body spelling tacos wrong. Called them tacatos.

 

[Rectify]

Some body spelling tacos wrong. Called them tacatos.

That reminds me I've heard many times people say 'tofood' instead of 'tofu'.

 

[Gracey]

The raw honesty in the observations of the very young.

 

[puzzlingbill]

Some body spelling tacos wrong. Called them tacatos.

Those are so funny. We used to live near a great Chinese restaurant that had "sherdert" on the dessert menu.

 

[Creep]

By myself & doing an Urkel impersonation. DID I DO THAT?

 

[AGXStarseed]

 

[Creep]

Spraying the dog with water in his butthole when he barked. He stopped immediately & looked at me. What happened?

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

Bob Mortimer clips in YouTube on 'would I lie to you?'

 

[Gracey]

grandson hiding in the house to jump out and ambush me.

Spidey senses pinpointed his location.
I played along and jumped in alarm anyway.

He laughed like a drain.
The laugh was infectious.

 

[Creep]

Sitting under a tree this morning and a bird crapped on my arm.

 

[Wolfnox]

Mispronouncung Tennessee several times alone.

 

[AGXStarseed]

This modified animated gif of "Dark Rey" from the upcoming Star Wars film, "The Rise of Skywalker".

 

[Creep]

Talking through my makeshift beard.

 

[AGXStarseed]

 

[AGXStarseed]

Alan Carr on a Roller-Coaster

Just off topic, does anyone think Alan Carr would be the perfect voice for Skeleton if they brought SuperTed back?

 

[blue_bird]