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The last thing that made you laugh

You probably have to be Christian, or have a Christian background to get this.

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Stupidity of co-workers...

Last month, we got a request for money. Denied for two reasons: invalid proof of enrollment and the fact that we only received about one-third of each page of the withdrawal form.

Today we got that request again. This time the proof of enrollment was valid but the withdrawal form was still incomplete for the same reason as before.

The assistant then sent the withdrawal form to me by email. Still wrong, same reason. Is there something wrong with your scanner?

No, we got the form like that. May I suggest that the client send it again? :rolleyes:
 
At work I noticed one of the products we sell is a hand-sized smoke detector with silencer, it seems so idiotic and pointless to invent a tiny smoke detector that is mostly quite, why not just shout help at the first whiff of smoke.
 
This may not strike eveyone as funny, but I think it's just ever so sweet :)

One day Jesus was out for a walk, strolling near the walls surrounding heaven, when he heard an old man's voice call from the other side. "Hello? Hello?"
Jesus replied "Who is it?"
"Just a poor, old carpenter searching for his son" the old man replied.
Jesus' heart leapt with joy and he called out "Joseph?"
The voice answered: "Pinocchio?"
 
Reading this:

YOU MIGHT BE AN ASPIE IF . . .
...you always liked the phrase "deja vu" and have experienced it, of course, but you were really happy when you learned about "jamais vu", because it's always nice to know that the psychologists have picked pretty sounding French words to describe your problems.
 
The amount of context required to explain why it was funny renders it unfunny to repeat. However, I most recently laughed at something my boss said.
 
the last thing that makes me laugh aloud was a two days ago, when i was reading the orientacion paper my teacher (also my my counselor from the paperwork of conclusion of college course) gave me. Hahahaha, oh my! He has such hope on me!! I dont even have this must trust on myself, but he's sure i can make it. His faith on me makes me laugh(though i'm very satisfied he believe in me)
 
Laugh with sarcasm. In my country, that is Spain, if you ask politely to do two university years at once they don't allow you and you just have to wait anxiously everyday until the others get the work done... I feel like I can't stand it any more it makes me feel like they are holding me back.
 
Lately every time I sign in to this site (half of my sign in is "nurseangie"), this damn iPhone keypad is so small that I keep typing "nutseangie"! No comments from you all!!! :confused:
 
nurseangela said:
Lately every time I sign in to this site (half of my sign in is "nurseangie"), this damn iPhone keypad is so small that I keep typing "nutseangie"! No comments from you all!!! :confused:
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You need the new IPhone, the one with the screen the size of an Android! Or an Android... ;-)
 
Just received this in an email:

The policeman got out of his car and approached the boy racer he stopped for speeding.
"I've been waiting for you all day," the bobby said.
The kid replied, "Yes, well, I got here as fast as I could."
 
SyAn said:
Just received this in an email:

The policeman got out of his car and approached the boy racer he stopped for speeding.
"I've been waiting for you all day," the bobby said.
The kid replied, "Yes, well, I got here as fast as I could."
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Don't get it
 
Etzelaire said:
Don't get it
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Sorry, they were both being sarcastic.

When the policeman said "I've been waiting for you all day" he really meant "I have been here all day waiting to catch someone who is driving way over the speed limit".
The boy takes this literally as if the policeman had been waiting especially for him. Hence his reply "Yes, well, I got here as fast as I could", saying he was only driving too fast because he thought the policeman was waiting for him personally.

Try this one:
4 Laughing Babies - YouTube
 
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