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The last thing that made you laugh

SyAn said:
Sorry, they were both being sarcastic.

When the policeman said "I've been waiting for you all day" he really meant "I have been here all day waiting to catch someone who is driving way over the speed limit".
The boy takes this literally as if the policeman had been waiting especially for him. Hence his reply "Yes, well, I got here as fast as I could", saying he was only driving too fast because he thought the policeman was waiting for him personally.

Try this one:
4 Laughing Babies - YouTube
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Aah hahaha now I get it
 
Haha, had to post this. Came across this photo on social media. Apparently it was done by a 2 year old kid with autism. It's actually pretty clever :)

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May Black said:
This reminded me of my autistic pupils, so many funny memories.
I doubt a 2-year old would be able to actually write letters that well to be honest.
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Oh yeah? You can never tell if information provided on social media sites are genuine I suppose. I've never really dealt with children before, so wouldn't have a clue I'm afraid :p
 
Vanilla said:
Oh yeah? You can never tell if information provided on social media sites are genuine I suppose. I've never really dealt with children before, so wouldn't have a clue I'm afraid :p
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Here is a 4 year old girl, this is how small children usually hold pens, which is what leads me to suspect the age was adjusted. I don't think they are physically capable of writing letter as precisely, but I'm not a specialist. :)
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Also, the picture above is from an art project where a mother let her daughter finish her drawings. :)
I find them pretty hilarious.

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Vanilla said:
Haha, had to post this. Came across this photo on social media. Apparently it was done by a 2 year old kid with autism. It's actually pretty clever :)

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I saw this submitted in the Media section, I think it said a Year 2 kid, that's a student in Year 2 of Primary School I assume, which would make sense looking at the handwriting (I'm a teacher).

Very clever, reminds me of my Special Ed. children that I taught over the years, we used to laugh a lot! Like the time one of my boys brought his baby sister to me and said that he wants me to be her teacher because she is special too.
 
SyAn said:
I saw this submitted in the Media section, I think it said a Year 2 kid, that's a student in Year 2 of Primary School I assume, which would make sense looking at the handwriting (I'm a teacher).

Very clever, reminds me of my Special Ed. children that I taught over the years, we used to laugh a lot! Like the time one of my boys brought his baby sister to me and said that he wants me to be her teacher because she is special too.
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Ah, thanks, that would probably make more sense, haha :P
 
Noel Fielding is my spirit animal. Or one of my spirit animals. It's like a whole zoo up there, but without the cages. No wonder things get messy.
 
May Black said:
Here is a 4 year old girl, this is how small children usually hold pens, which is what leads me to suspect the age was adjusted. I don't think they are physically capable of writing letter as precisely, but I'm not a specialist. :)
toddler-completes-mothers-drawings-2.jpg


Also, the picture above is from an art project where a mother let her daughter finish her drawings. :)
I find them pretty hilarious.

toddler-completes-mothers-drawings-6.jpg
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My adult cousin writes and draws holding a pen or pencil like this, always has. Based on his personality, it wouldn't surprise me if he were on the spectrum.
 
I was reading this thread about small talk, which in my mind includes some totally unnecessary (because obvious) statements. Occasionally though there is a witty reply, such as in the following scene:

A lorry driver was driving along on a country road. A sign came up that read 'Low Bridge Ahead'. Before he realised it, the bridge was directly ahead and he got stuck under it.
Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The policeman gets out of his car, walks over to the lorry's cab and says to the driver, "Got stuck, eh?"
The lorry driver replies, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of petrol!"
 
Warning some people might find this to be creepy... It's not (it's just people laughing without smiling), but I can see how people would be disturbed by it?

This video of people laughing without smiling... I LOVE IT, hahaha. I try to do this with my fiance all the time and we can't do it without cracking up. Try it yourself! :smilecat:
 
I just got an email from Amazon, normally not that funny, but this time...

Treat yourself: Rare Earth naturally occurring high grade uranium ore...

I guess I order some weird stuff from Amazon! :)
 
Manuheleku said:
I just got an email from Amazon, normally not that funny, but this time...

Treat yourself: Rare Earth naturally occurring high grade uranium ore...

I guess I order some weird sh*t from Amazon! :)
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Just what exactly are you ordering all that uranium for? Evil purposes? Count me in!
 
My kid.

I gave him his bath, and as I leave the room to go get a drink I tell him not to destroy the bathroom while I'm gone. As soon as I'm past the door I hear him purposely knock one of the wash cups into the tub and yell out "sorry!". I swear, the little bugger has a pretty firm grasp on sarcasm! Especially since we're in the middle of potty-training and every time I wipe his butt he says "thank you". Yeah, yeah, you're welcome, rugrat.
 
This.

I came up with a few myself. My favorites: "Mrs. Dalloway said she had to go back to sleep." "No, Luke. I am your biggest fan."
 
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