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The last thing that made you laugh

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Rewatching the first Doctor Who episode starring Peter Capaldi. I love the scene in the restaurant, and not just because of Clara's outfit, or because of how creepy it is.

"Nothing is more important than my egomania!"
"Right, you actually said that."
"You never mention that again."
 
The scenario under which the Indianapolis Colts can make the playoffs. All of the following results must happen:

Denver beats Cincinnati tonight, and the following, all coming up on Sunday:
Indianapolis beats Tennessee
Jacksonville beats Houston
Baltimore beats Cincinnati
Denver beats San Diego
Buffalo beats New York Jets
Atlanta beats New Orleans
Oakland beats Kansas City
Miami beats New England
Pittsburgh beats Cleveland

The only thing more ludicrous than that scenario was one from several years ago when the NFL announced that Denver could not make the playoffs...until someone came up with a scenario where it could happen...which involved Baltimore (yes, Baltimore) tying two games.
 
One of my cats who's name is What-Cat. I was given a beautiful, very life like sculpture of a Canadian Goose that is about three times the size of a real goose for a holiday gift. The Goose sculpture is meant to be outdoors and, is of a goose in a nest. I placed the sculpture on top of my pump house, near the pool where it is visible form inside the house as well as from the second floor deck that overlooks the pool.

What-Cat used to love to nap on that pump house, there is still room, if she wanted to be up there with the goose but, that is doubtful. She jumped up there, saw the goose, yowled, sprang off the pump house, as frightened cats will do and, landed in the pool.

What-Cat was unharmed, just wet and very angry.
 
When I arrived at work last Thursday there was a wrapped package on my desk...that did not identify whom it was from. But I opened it anyway. It contained two boxes of the kind of cookies that look expensive but probably aren't.

The actual description of one of the kinds of cookies:

almond meringue biscuits with chocolate filling and chocolate

And in case you think it's a matter of mistranslation, the French says the same thing.

I haven't opened them yet. Do you think they have chocolate?
 
Since New Year is upon us, I think this comedy may be appropriate.

Set on December 31st 1999 as the new Millennium draws near, Edmund Blackadder (played by Mr Bean actor Rowan Atkinson) is hosting a dinner party for a few select friends, with him and his ever present (and ever stupid) companion Baldrick devising yet another of his infamous cunning plans to help Blackadder con money from his gullible friends.
Blackadder claims that her has built a working "time machine" and place bets with their friends as to when in history they will travel, retrieving various artifacts from their travels as proof; items which Blackadder already owns!
However, in a strange twist of fate the time machine actually works and the pair are thrown back in history. Gradually the pair start to return to their own time - stopping off at various times in history and meeting famous faces such as Robin Hood and William Shakespeare - but will they make it home?

Enjoy, and Happy New Year. :)

 
The woman whose driver's license is apparently going to expire on February 29, 2017.

(Offending jurisdiction: Alberta)
 
A friend of mine who happens to also be an amateur graffiti artist decided to graffiti the walls inside and outside his new house - IN BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA! LOL A multimillionaire and, he goes and graffiti's his new mansion. That's why I love him, he isn't afraid to be out there. :)
 
I just got out of the bath a few minutes ago, would have soaked longer but DJ walked in on me. he's one of my bandmates and, I knew he'd be over today and, he knows the passcode to get into my house so, of course he didn't knock. He's an Aspie too and, instead of calling out to me that he was here, he went looking through the house for me, I assume. He found me in the bath, squealed and went to spinning and flapping. Of course that startled me so I had to do my toe flipping stim, that splashed water on DJ and, we ended up in a splashing fight, me naked in my bathroom. LOL

(We are in a band, we dress in wardrobe backstage together so it isn't like seeing one another nude should be a big deal but, it was today for whatever reasons.)
 
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