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Paid closer attention when our GP said there might be something wrong with my heart when I was 5 years old.Abstained from smoking and drinking.
Been more attentive to the concerns and insecurities of my sisters and I.
Gone to church more regularly.
Stuck up for me when the bullies and teachers (sometimes they were the same people) were plainly wrong.
Shipped my brothers off to reform school and/or military academy before it became too late.
Taken me to an allergist to find out why I had cracking and bleeding eczema all over my body since infancy.