Reedstorm17
Well-Known Member
Because my cat wanted to play with them.
Why did I forgot about the essay I have due tomorrow?
Why did I forgot about the essay I have due tomorrow?
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What's your excuse?
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Because it contained meat and I'm a vegetarian.
Why can't you read my mind?
Why can't you read my mind?
Reedstorm17
Well-Known Member
Because everyone is against me taking songwriting.
Why doesn't my mom want me to take songwriting next school year?
Why doesn't my mom want me to take songwriting next school year?
Because she'd rather you take creative writing.
Why is international postage so expensive?
Why is international postage so expensive?
Not enough people send snail mail anymore.
Why have I stayed up so late?
Why have I stayed up so late?
Reedstorm17
Well-Known Member
You wanted to watch the Olympics... over and over again.
Why did Mr. Nation try to read the message on my sister's rose from her significant other?
Why did Mr. Nation try to read the message on my sister's rose from her significant other?
Tiar DVaughn
New Member
Because he thinks your sister's hot.
What city are you in?
What city are you in?
Reedstorm17
Well-Known Member
Meow city. Half an hour before his feeding time, the cat's meowing non-stop. He only meows when he wants food.
Why is everyone talking about prom all of a sudden, even though it's not for another three months?
Why is everyone talking about prom all of a sudden, even though it's not for another three months?
Nobody around you knows how to read a calendar.
Why do people think deliberately obnoxious advertising will win people over to their business?
Why do people think deliberately obnoxious advertising will win people over to their business?
Joel's Hear
I'm here, at least for now
It's a conspiracy by the world to wire everyone dumb; it doesn't care about anybody's business.
Why can't I grow extra heads and/or have a tail?
Why can't I grow extra heads and/or have a tail?
You just need more practice.
Why can't I learn to speak orca?
Why can't I learn to speak orca?
Because that would be KILLER and it's not your time to die.
Why didn't you remind me to help @Fridgemagnetman harvest his onions?
Why didn't you remind me to help @Fridgemagnetman harvest his onions?
Because I couldn't bear the guilt of knowing I had participated in the violent displacement and eventual demise of all of those innocent onions.
Why is life so beautifully and maddeningly complicated?
Why is life so beautifully and maddeningly complicated?
Because God would be bored if it wasn't.
Who created God?
Who created God?
Cosmic spiders.
Why can't I think of a good question?
Why can't I think of a good question?
Because I already asked all the good questions.
Why didn't you ask a question about a tortoise?
Why didn't you ask a question about a tortoise?
Reedstorm17
Well-Known Member
All the tortoise questions have been used up.
Why is there still another 3 weeks and 1 day until Three Days Grace's new album?
Why is there still another 3 weeks and 1 day until Three Days Grace's new album?
