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WHERE DID...

It ran off to see if your refrigerator was still running.

Where did my need for a normal amount of sleep go?
 
It was distributed among the flock of sheep that
you previously counted, as remuneration for their
services.

Where did the puppet hide?
 
To ensure the quality of the chocolate bite.

Where did the York boats row to?
 
Cell phone companies looking to make money off text messages.

Where did Frosty get the idea to return?
 
The NSA, CIA, CSIS, MI-5, Mossad, etc., etc.

Where did I put the remote?
 
It came free with the Christmas tree.

Where did my prescription request disappear to?
 
It's making a final visit to your mother's great-grandfather clock.

Where did the dolphins hide the rest of the fish?
 
I'm not certain of the exact facility, but she's short about $200.

Where did people come up with the idea that anyone would be offended by the word comsymp in this day and age?
 

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