WHERE DID...

[tree]

At the bus stop.

Where did sauerkraut learn to walk?

 

[Sabrina]

At a Bavarian party, with a couple of sausages.

Where did the stork leave the baby alien?

 

[Butterfly88]

In Area 51.

Where did the treasure from Oak Island end up?

 

[tree]

In a nutshell.

Where did that runny nose go?

 

[Butterfly88]

It ran off to see if your refrigerator was still running.

Where did my need for a normal amount of sleep go?

 

[tree]

It was distributed among the flock of sheep that
you previously counted, as remuneration for their
services.

Where did the puppet hide?

 

[Butterfly88]

In the magician's hat.

Where did my chocolate bark go?

 

[Flinty]

To ensure the quality of the chocolate bite.

Where did the York boats row to?

 

[Butterfly88]

New York

Where did Hillary Clinton end up?

 

[Flinty]

That's to be determined.

Where did the news last get broadcast?

 

[Butterfly88]

It depends which station you are referring to.

Where did the idea for the show American Idol come from?

 

[Flinty]

Cell phone companies looking to make money off text messages.

Where did Frosty get the idea to return?

 

[Butterfly88]

From Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer.

Where did the idea of Elf on a Shelf come from?

 

[Flinty]

The NSA, CIA, CSIS, MI-5, Mossad, etc., etc.

Where did I put the remote?

 

[Butterfly88]

In Antarctica, which isn't even REMOTELY nearby.

Where did I buy that nice skirt?

 

[Flinty]

It came free with the Christmas tree.

Where did my prescription request disappear to?

 

[Butterfly88]

I stole it to give to @Fridgemagnetman so I could steal more of his magnets.

Where did my grandmother's grandfather clock end up?

 

[Flinty]

It's making a final visit to your mother's great-grandfather clock.

Where did the dolphins hide the rest of the fish?

 

[Butterfly88]

Deep in the coral reef.

Where did the girl who bullied me end up?

 

[Flinty]

I'm not certain of the exact facility, but she's short about $200.

Where did people come up with the idea that anyone would be offended by the word comsymp in this day and age?