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WHERE DID...

It took many late night sessions and joint committees.

Where did that rumor about anchovies start?
 
It's only a rumour if it's false.

Where did the bomp get separated from the bomp bomp?
 
The bomb blew up one of the bomps so now there are separate,

Where did my dad get our Christmas tree from?
 
The American Christmas Tree Adoption Agency.

Where did all the fiber-optic trees that never sold end up?
 
In the new National Christmas Museum, it's going to be across from the Lincoln Memorial.

Where did my gerbil go after he died?
 
To Vulture Island, which is a misnomer; it's actually a peninsula.

Where did people get the idea that Justin Trudeau is attractive?
 
Right out the window now that the temps are below zero.
Who can play tennis outdoors in this weather?

Where did George the Giant Lobster spend most of his summers?
 
With the Montgolfier family.

Where did the Unitarians put the question mark?
 
He went to his friends house and climbed into the tree house to eat it.

Where did the monkey's friend build his house?
 

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