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Why did the aspie cross the road?
- Thread starter zurb
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Being a little prone to routine the aspie sat down at the desk again, thinking how much she had enjoyed the 'chicken joke' versions featuring Schrodinger and Mobius strip, and looked up a list of responses that various intellectuals might have given to the question, 'Why did the chicken cross the road?'
She, herself, has not crossed the road lately because although Monday is Trash Day, she didn't have any trash to take out, since she has a wood stove. So she posted this list. And did not go off on any more tangents, as far as any one knows....
http://www.columbia.edu/~sss31/rainbow/chicken.cross.road.html
She, herself, has not crossed the road lately because although Monday is Trash Day, she didn't have any trash to take out, since she has a wood stove. So she posted this list. And did not go off on any more tangents, as far as any one knows....
http://www.columbia.edu/~sss31/rainbow/chicken.cross.road.html
"Why did the aspie cross the road?"
GRANDMA: He crossed the road because he was helping me carry my groceries in from the Wal-Mart. He's a good boy and if you all would leave him alone and quit teasing him, he'd be all right. He and I get along just fine. Not everybody has to like mud-bogging.
DR SEUSS: Did the aspie cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the aspie crossed the road, but why he crossed I've not been told.
BUDDHA: When you ask this question, you deny your own aspie-nature.
GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the aspie crossed the road. Somebody told us the aspie crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
PICASSO: He crossed the road because action is the foundational key to all success.
BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to one aspie tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how he experienced a serious case of social anxiety, and went on to accomplish his lifelong dream of crossing the road.
ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of aspies to cross the road.
PLATO: For the greater good.
WAYNE DYER: The aspie crossed the road, not to get to a certain place, but to enjoy each step along the way.
JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the aspies in the world crossing roads together, in peace.
TIMOTHY LEARY: Because that's the only kind of trip the Establishment allows aspies to take.
DOUGLAS ADAMS: 42
GRANDMA: He crossed the road because he was helping me carry my groceries in from the Wal-Mart. He's a good boy and if you all would leave him alone and quit teasing him, he'd be all right. He and I get along just fine. Not everybody has to like mud-bogging.
DR SEUSS: Did the aspie cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the aspie crossed the road, but why he crossed I've not been told.
BUDDHA: When you ask this question, you deny your own aspie-nature.
GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the aspie crossed the road. Somebody told us the aspie crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
PICASSO: He crossed the road because action is the foundational key to all success.
BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to one aspie tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how he experienced a serious case of social anxiety, and went on to accomplish his lifelong dream of crossing the road.
ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of aspies to cross the road.
PLATO: For the greater good.
WAYNE DYER: The aspie crossed the road, not to get to a certain place, but to enjoy each step along the way.
JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the aspies in the world crossing roads together, in peace.
TIMOTHY LEARY: Because that's the only kind of trip the Establishment allows aspies to take.
DOUGLAS ADAMS: 42
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