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maycontainthunder

maycontainthunder

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  • Callistemon
    Hello MCT! Are you having a good weekend?
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    Callistemon
    Callistemon
    I ALWAYS need Massively Cheesy Toast.

    @Slim Jim, when I lived in Sydney I used to drive past this dentist's surgery and wanted to join up there just so I could say, "My dentist's name is Dr Fang!" :)

    ...and there's a surgeon in Perth called Dr Gilette. Plus, I had a lecturer who specialised in fish whose name was Howard Gill.
    Slim Jim
    Slim Jim
    Reminds me of; Penn Jillette...(both a pen and a razor??) I found his show where he exposed charlatans, hilarious. ( Ya know , his friend, teller, assistant magician, mute? or shtick? that's just a gimmick right. )

    Funny names, they are everywhere. Many NSFW.

    "Dr Fang...will now see you....don't worry there wont be any blood. He's a professional." ... Sounds like horror movie character. :)
    Callistemon
    Callistemon
    For everyone's information, we had Massively Cheesy Toast at 4am. We hasten to assure people that this is not a common time for us to be having Massively Cheesy Toast.
    maycontainthunder
    If I was to put on a Trump wig dyed brown and put on green trousers I'd look just like Peter Griffin. Scary!
    Slim Jim
    Slim Jim
    On a serious note, It seems today, that all you see is violence in movies, and sex on TV.
    But where are those good old-fashioned values, on which we used to rely?
    Lucky there's a a guy that may contain thunder. Lucky there's a guy that may contain thunder who positively can do all the things that make us Laugh and cry! and he 's a guy that may contain thunder!
    maycontainthunder
    maycontainthunder
    Thanks Slim Jim. Some days we just need a laugh to change the tone. If I can change the sad crying to crying with laughter it's worth it.
    Slim Jim
    Slim Jim
    Right. Btw, Louis, what makes her so hot?? cartoons man...fuggedabout it

    Am I mental? am I mental? nah man...don't search Louis Griffin...it's crazy out there....thumbnails, screenshots, fan art, wild...I think it's the red hair...blue hair doesn't do it for me. Marge just doesn't cut it. Plus she's got that smokers voice.
    maycontainthunder
    Happy Un-birthday to all those that put the wrong date of birth down on this site!
    Shaddock
    Shaddock
    haha, thanks : D today I have not become 29.
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    Luca
    I don’t know why I think this, and Shaddock’s previous profile post are so funny, but I cannot stop laughing xD
    Slim Jim
    Slim Jim
    Year is right. And the month. Rest is wrong. It is what it is...wha...fugeddaboutit
    maycontainthunder
    Raining well at the moment. According to the forecast there is a 32% chance of a storm. My personal forecast is 100% chance of thunder. ;)
    maycontainthunder
    Some people think I've lost the plot. This is impossible, you can't lose something you've never had. ;)
    Slim Jim
    Slim Jim
    Lost the screenplay?

    Another one.

    "In the road."

    I wasn't anywhere near the road. Neither are you. This is a building.

    People just utter these things....ALL THE TIME. Over and over again..I never use these idioms. I occasional take the micke...ooops.

    But no....I actually rarely ever utter these phrases irl.
    Callistemon
    Callistemon
    LOL.

    Did you know insanity is hereditary? You get it from your children, apparently.
    maycontainthunder
    Am I the only one who keeps thinking it's Saturday today?
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    Luca
    Literally thought it was Saturday until you said that! Lol!
    Streetwise
    Streetwise
    Keep thinking thursday (its bin man day every thursday needless to say im discombobulated)or friday but im very caveman its really daylight or nightime :)
    maycontainthunder
    There is significant soggyness occurring externally at my location. In other words it's raining.
    Streetwise
    Streetwise
    Unbelievably only one day of rain in n.e.england this week but im 100 miles from the scottish border so its like scotland
    maycontainthunder
    There is a faint smell of death in this room. I suspect a mouse has died in the attic.
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    Luca
    Ewww!! When I lived with my parents we sometimes found dead critters in the basement and garage :/ Sad too. I hope you can get rid of it.
    Crossbreed
    Crossbreed
    They kept stinking even in plastic bags in the garbage, so my wife came up with the great idea of sealing them in discarded bottles like empty vitamin bottles, like a casket.
    Streetwise
    Streetwise
    Sometimes if you smell sulphur from decomposition,its a sign you have a bacterial infection as your sense of smell becomes adapted to sulphur
    maycontainthunder
    I snore and I snore then I wake up and I've gone nowhere...NOWHERE!!!!
    Streetwise
    Streetwise
    If you sleep more than a few hours investigate what sleep deprivation does ,then research what more than few hours of sleep does
    Raggamuffin
    Raggamuffin
    A lot of us achieve more in a dream state than we do in waking.
    maycontainthunder
    maycontainthunder
    My dreams are just like my life. Always lost and never able to complete anything.
    Loren
    _Hi maycontainthunder, I may have accidentally reported you/ one of your posts. I had been scrolling up a thread and inadvertently must have clicked on 'Report', because a report box popped up. Before I could click cancel, the box disappeared. So, if I did happen to report you, I apologize! ~Have a nice day/ evening
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    Loren
    Loren
    Thank you, both. :-)
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    Nitro
    Jaws music?
    That's a good one.
    We got y'all running the eye in the sky for us 24/7, so it would be pointless.

    Just like we used to say when I was an active street racer, "Nothing is faster than Motorola" ;)
    maycontainthunder
    maycontainthunder
    Nice that you can take a joke Nitro. I have a piece of mischief lined up but I'm waiting for the right moment to post it...;)
    maycontainthunder
    Raining and cold outside and in. About 18 degrees C in this room right now. The heating hasn't worked for years!
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    maycontainthunder
    maycontainthunder
    Ours are aluminium with a wooden surround. The wood on one is rotten to the point I can see daylight in one corner.
    Streetwise
    Streetwise
    Problem with pvc is the rubber ?trim that meets\covers the glass and frame starts to erode, the plastic gets stained and the window fitters!, that presumably fitted them in this house ,werent ultra tidy about the glue to hold the frame in ,so thats open to erosion
    Streetwise
    Streetwise
    Part 2 reclaimed wood frames varnished with a clear varnish look so much better :)
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