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maycontainthunder

maycontainthunder

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  • maycontainthunder
    Easy way of getting an English Bull Terrier to move quickly: throw treats. Some may look at you disgustedly and make you fetch the treat!
    Slim Jim
    Slim Jim
    Easy way of getting a cat to move quickly; shoot it with a water gun. Warning: Some may look at you disgustedly, but from a far and safe distance.
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    maycontainthunder
    A similar game to the treat is a glass is played with Dog V4 (and the others) Ball under an upturned washing basket. He growls, barks and paws at up while also chasing it around the floor. Sometimes he gets it right away sometimes he doesn't. Funny to watch.
    Slim Jim
    Slim Jim
    I've only ever had a pet cat. No dogs. But from what I've seen, cats are...to put it nicely....a little slow.

    I mean you can't train a cat to be a helper like those blind dogs. Or to sniff drugs. It can't be done. They are not exploitable. Useless but cute.
    maycontainthunder
    maycontainthunder
    Cats aren't keen on me for some reason. The advantage with a dog is they don't bring you live rodents as 'presents'!
    maycontainthunder
    You guys won't believe this but I caught a RAT in the house this morning. I don't mean with a trap, physically caught it by the tail!
    maycontainthunder
    If life is a computer game HOW DO I FIND THE CHEAT CODES????? Can anyone give tech support on this???? XD
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    Slim Jim
    Slim Jim
    I'm on hardmode with healthbar depleted. Okay that's being dramatic, but sometimes it feels like that.

    I do like the metaphor though. Such Nice graphics.
    Slim Jim
    Slim Jim
    Cheatcodes are what land you in prison. Use at your own risk.

    Yeah I think cheatcodes are illegal.
    maycontainthunder
    maycontainthunder
    I don't think all cheat codes are illegal. I just need to find the one that allows me to help set others free.
    maycontainthunder
    Today's project is trying to wake up the old Volvo. It's getting picked up later in the week to have the nasty rust problems dealt with.
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    maycontainthunder
    maycontainthunder
    The options were sneezing or farting. ;)

    I'll have to do it with a stirrup pump, too much hassle getting an air line to where it is.
    Callistemon
    Callistemon
    So that sounds like exercise. Hopefully there's no leak...

    I'm trying to imagine how you'd get a sneeze or a fart into a tyre. Maybe with a tube? And how much pressure could you generate that way? Probably not full inflation actually. :)
    Callistemon
    Callistemon
    I have to get me hence now, as my donkeys are making woeful noises to remind me it's their dinner time...back later. Have fun! :)
    Storm Hess
    Sweet! Birds are awesome!
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    Storm Hess
    Storm Hess
    Been there, worn that. The walk home was the worst. Nothing worse than a 5 year old pointing at you and saying, "Bird pooped on his head." and the mother trying not to laugh.
    maycontainthunder
    maycontainthunder
    In my case it was at the nastiest workshop clearance ever. The guy smoked extremely heavily and everything was stained brown and reeking. The pigeon poo smelt way better than that shed did!
    Stuttermabolur
    Stuttermabolur
    I got shat on by a dove when I was on my way to a bank, and it was about to close, so...
    maycontainthunder
    Got a new birdfeeder that uses suckers to go on a window. Dog V4 can see it and goes nuts whenever he sees a bird.
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    maycontainthunder
    The weather is getting too hot! They claim thunderstorms at the weekend but they are always wrong. :( Dinner is lash up pizza because I was allergic to all the ready made ones they had in the shop.
    Callistemon
    Callistemon
    Hello! I've been scarce I'm afraid. Did you get thunderstorms? Here it rained most of the weekend!
    maycontainthunder
    maycontainthunder
    No trace of thunderstorms though it did rain a bit over the weekend.
    L
    Happy birthday to a truly wonderful person! <3 Hope you get lots of Dog V4 hugs and extra cold noses today!!
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    Loren
    Loren
    HaPpY BiRtHdAy to you! I echo Luca's sentiments, and I hope you've had a wonderful day! By the way; thank you for all the laughs. You have such a great sense of humor!
    maycontainthunder
    maycontainthunder
    Thanks guys! I run the rule of only making people cry with laughter. Without is not allowed! ;)
    Callistemon
    Callistemon
    I missed your birthday! Allow me to congratulate you heartily in retrospect. I hope you had a great day!
    maycontainthunder
    Mum found an old squeaker and foolishly blew through it thinking it didn't work... Dog V4 is looking everywhere for it!
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    Stuttermabolur
    Stuttermabolur
    @Shaddock Pet names tend to be jokes. It isn't mean at all since dog V4 cannot understand human speech to an understanding developed enough to know people are making fun of him(?).
    maycontainthunder
    maycontainthunder
    Sorry if anyone is offended but I like a layer of privacy relating to real identities. This is why I haven't posted a picture of myself.
    Shaddock
    Shaddock
    @maycontainthunder this was one of my thoughts, that your dogs have real names but you just name them dog V4 for example, in the forum.
    maycontainthunder
    At dinner there was a program on weasels. The squeaking noise they made drove Dog V4 nuts! He knew they were on TV and not outside though.
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