Ask A Stupid Question...

[Myway]

No, but I could guess.

Why are boys so hard to communicate with?

 

[Beverly]

Because they are all from Mars.

Why am I out of Kenyan coffee?

 

[tree]

You used the last of it to dye
newspaper clippings.

How come gumballs are round?

 

[Flinty]

If they weren't, they wouldn't be balls.

Why do I have cable when I listen to audio channels 90% of the time?

 

[Beverly]

Because the other channels came with the package you subscribe to.

Why did I buy a house on a gravel road?

 

[Myway]

Because you liked the look of it.

Why can't I go to sleep right now?

 

[Flinty]

Because you're not narcoleptic.

Why was the 7up so, so red?

 

[Beverly]

I put grenadine in it.

What am I out of Coppa De Oro?

 

[Flinty]

It's hanging out in Turin.

Why won't my cellphone's maker give me the option of a decent ring tone?

 

[Beverly]

Because they don't have any decent audio technicians.

Why is there a cat on top of my truck?

 

[tree]

You use the glow from the cat's eyes
for headlights.

Who wants to help me punch out my cousin?

 

[Flinty]

I'm sure you can find wannabe MMA fighters anywhere.

Why did the baseball team move their radio broadcasts to a station that doesn't even show up in the ratings?

 

[Myway]

They weren't thinking straight.

Why are things so depressing when they go wrong?

 

[justin_havu]

Murphy's law: Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.

Does a set of all sets contain itself?

 

[Flinty]

Ask the rabbit that's in that hole.

Has anyone noticed that nighttime lows don't really exist any more?

 

[tree]

Someone may have noticed this.
Maybe you.

Why are some people so mean?

 

[Flinty]

Someone has to be average.

How can I get to the church on time?

 

[Myway]

Get up earlier or drive faster.

When do people begin wonder about your sanity?

 

[Flinty]

Around about 1973.

Why is the Silver Fox so amazing?

 

[zurb]

Because it has never lost an aerial dog fight in the history of aviation.

Why is the moon further away?