Corrupt A Wish

[Beverly]

Granted but you can no longer focus on or remember anything else, including your name.

I wish it were the weekend.

 

[Reedstorm17]

Granted. Weekends are now Wednesdays and Thursdays, and Saturdays and Sundays are weekdays.

I wish I didn't have to explain to my World History teacher that a character I created did my homework for me.

 

[Beverly]

Granted, you are now the character you created, looks, personality every detail, including not existing at all before being created to do that assignment. Don't really know a lot do you now?

I wish I could go to the boats today. (That's the gambling casinos in Shreveport.)

 

[Frixion168]

Granted, but you lose all of your money.

I wish I had an Americano from Starbucks right now

 

[tree]

WISH GRANTED:
Ooops. You get a Auracana chicken from Farclucks, instead.

I wish 27 blackbirds would fly by doing a Pointer Sister routine
while my cousin watches and he gets so surprised he is unable
to speak for three days.

 

[Reedstorm17]

Granted. Unfortunately, you are so surprised your wish was actually granted that you can't speak for three days, either.

I wish the drum-line kids in percussion ensemble would finally start noticing that I continuously wear my Pit T-shirt to class just to bother them.

 

[Beverly]

Granted, they noticed alright and, now follow you everywhere, 24/7, working in shifts, clanging cymbals non stop. I really hope you didn't actually think you needed to sleep or, concentrate on anything.

I wish I could have a bus as nice as my US bus in every country on tour.

 

[Flinty]

Granted. However, you have to change buses every time you change countries, and you're the one who gets to move all the equipment between buses. Also, you're making out a large cheque to John Madden for some reason.

I wish I had better headphones.

 

[Beverly]

Granted, you can have a set of my studio headphones but, be warned, they convert every sound to death metal - enjoy.

I wish John madden would stop blackmailing me. (no he isn't really blackmailing me.)

 

[OrSomething]

Granted, but Madden accuses you of blackmailing him and you go to jail.

I wish I could understand calculus.

 

[Beverly]

Granted however, you no longer understand English.

I wish I knew how to repair cars.

 

[Reedstorm17]

Granted. All cars have disappeared (That might actually be good).

I wish there were raspberries in the fridge.

 

[Beverly]

Okay, you now have a whole refrigerator full of nothing but raspberries - crushed raspberries and, that genie doesn't know what bags and container are for, he stuffed them in there without putting them in anything.

I wish Reedstorm17 didn't have to clean the refrigerator today.

 

[OrSomething]

Granted. You have to clean the refrigerator. And it's filled with mold, squished monkey eyeballs, some strange unidentifiable goop, and something that appears to be squirming.

I wish I could think of a topic for my data management project.

 

[Reedstorm17]

Granted. It's about no one liking the data management project. Your teacher doesn't like the topic and gives you an F.

I wish I was brave enough to stand up to the popular girl who was treating a kid in my gym class like a baby.

 

[tree]

WISH GRANTED:
Now it's you buying the Pampers and changing the
kid in front of the whole class.

I wish Gorgonzola could sing.

 

[OrSomething]

Granted, but it sings "The song that never ends" nonstop.

I wish I could skate.

 

[Reedstorm17]

Granted. You never said how well... You are now covered in scrapes and bruises.

I wish I could figure out how to start a thread.

 

[OrSomething]

Granted, but the only threads you can start are ones on the Kardashians' fashion choices.

(Go to the main page of the sub-forum you want to start the thread in. At the top there should be a blue button that says "Post New Thread.")

I wish no one would ever fight again ever.

 

[Beverly]

Granted, however they now throw rotten eggs instead of fighting.

I wish I knew how to remove grease from my favorite jeans.