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Corrupt A Wish

inabox said:
Granted . But you ordered the wrong one. You ordered the one with a sunroof and unfortunately it has a fault which means it's stuck open. Therefore, you drown.

I wish there would be no more bad smells in the world. Ever.
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Granted: The Vogons take care of that Zzzap! one freeway bypass coming up.:smilingimp::rocket:.....:D

I wish: I had a very big super ray gun...:eek:
 
Granted. But after the first firing, Ray quits. Says he wasn't hired to be shot short range at annoying neighbors' houses. So now you have a super big gun, but no ammo. Still looks impressive on the front lawn.... Oh wait.... the local municipal authorities just drove up. You did get a permit first right?

I wish I could build the house of my dreams.
 
Granted: But as the house of your dreams is made from gingerbread, it gets eaten by your neighbours before you can move in.

I wish I were a cat.:catface:
 
Granted, but the mouse you were chasing turned out to be a magic mouse who spontaneously grows to the size of a rottweiler, who then proceeds to eat you for his dinner.

I wish I could understand every known language in the world today
 
"inabox, post: 190613, member: 12264"]Granted, but the mouse you were chasing turned out to be a magic mouse who spontaneously grows to the size of a rottweiler, who then proceeds to eat you for his dinner.

I wish I could understand every known language in the world today
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Granted: Ooh my head...my head...BOOM! pink mist eeew!:confused:

I wish my cat could talk to me.:D
 
Granted! Turns out your cat actually believe you are his space and spends all day bossing you around and insulting you.

I wish real life was just like the sims
 
Granted, but the person granting you wish doensn't know what the Sims is and instead turns the whole would into a version of the Simpsons, and you are playing the part of Milhouse

I wish my ex-boyfriend would stop emailing me
 
Vinca said:
Granted, but the person granting you wish doensn't know what the Sims is and instead turns the whole would into a version of the Simpsons, and you are playing the part of Milhouse

I wish my ex-boyfriend would stop emailing me
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Granted: I get tired of my ex and everyone else trying to hack my poor Computer and come up with a A.I. wolf program that turns into Terminator THE END OF THE HUMANS. :D

I wish: I could forget my ex, and her mean family and move somewhere more pleasant.o_O
 
Granted. The only problem is the more pleasant place is only pleasant for 5 seconds, then it turns into somewhere worse than downtown Shanghai on a day when every inhabitant has a mad 5 minutes thinking you are an escaped mass murderer

I wish I could have a trip to the moon
 
Granted: But when you get there it turns out it isn't real, there is simply a large hole in the extra large black plastic bin bag that the world is currently contained with in. the stars are really just pin-prick holes in the extra large black plastic bin bag and the sun is a glow in the dark tennis ball!

I wish I had a remote control that could control the volume of the people around me (so I could turn them onto mute).
 
Granted. But its a remote control from another dimension and in that dimension "mute" means "max. volume" so you're now deafened.

I wish somehow "inbox" looked less confusing when its sitting on my screen directly next to "inabox"
 
inabox said:
Granted. But its a remote control from another dimension and in that dimension "mute" means "max. volume" so you're now deafened.

I wish somehow "inbox" looked less confusing when its sitting on my screen directly next to "inabox"
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Granted: Your screen name is now emptybox which brings on the empty air head jokes but is totally less confusing on your screen.(evil grin).

I wish I had a hang glider...:D
 
Granted. But your hang glider is made for a mouse, so the price you paid for it converts to 1,000,000,000,000,000 units of mice money and the mouse king in charge of the hang glider manufacturing company is very happy and is rich enough to but the planet, so he buys the planet and mice take over. :mouseface:

I wish it would snow right now:snowflake:
 
Granted but the flakes are actually large chunks of dandruff falling from the scalp of a giant that lives in the clouds. The dandruff flakes are oily and before you know it you are swimming in a thick soup of oily dandruff!

I wish I had a photographic memory .
 
"Vinca, post: 191310, member: 3700"]Granted but the flakes are actually large chunks of dandruff falling from the scalp of a giant that lives in the clouds. The dandruff flakes are oily and before you know it you are swimming in a thick soup of oily dandruff!

I wish I had a photographic memory .
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Oh my!, you stepped on a bad one there Vinca...Granted: Mom and Dad forget to lock a certain door...you go blind... or at least you wish you had..:confused::screamcat:

I wish: I could sail to Hawaii
 
Maelstrom said:
Oh my!, you stepped on a bad one there Vinca...Granted: Mom and Dad forget to lock a certain door...you go blind... or at least you wish you had..:confused::screamcat:

I wish: I could sail to Hawaii
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Granted. However, Lo`ihi, the newest volcano, erupts after you pass over it, blowing sulfurous smoking holes in your sails; you are becalmed until Celestial Fire & Rescue puts it out and comes to get you.

I wish I had picked a different major in college.
 
Aspergirl4hire said:
Granted. However, Lo`ihi, the newest volcano, erupts after you pass over it, blowing sulfurous smoking holes in your sails; you are becalmed until Celestial Fire & Rescue puts it out and comes to get you.

I wish I had picked a different major in college.
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Funny does Celesial fire& rescue mean I starved to death on seagulls?

Granted: You go to Clown collage and spend the rest of your life getting pies in the face.:D

I wish I had one of Vanillas big fat mangoes for supper.:)
 
Granted. But its infested with maggots. There's more maggot than mango. It should be called man-gone-off. Soon enough you're very very ill for eating all those wriggling beasties (who previously had been burying themselves in a pile of horse crap.) Mmmmm delicious!

I wish I'd feel less tired
 
Granted - you are given a new, un-tested energy vaccine which causes you to move so fast thet you ware a hole in the ground all the way through the earth. The earth splits in two and you end up on the side of the planet without internet connection.

I wish I had a sun tan...
 
Granted. But more accurately the sun tan is more of 28th degree burns (yes, that burns degree has been invented specifically for you) because the sun-tan-providing department in the sun went into overdrive and a little too enthusiastic on you. Now it hurts. A lot.

I wish I didn't have really short legs..
 
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