Dad Jokes

[NDR2]

Hi, I’m Cliff. Drop over sometime.

 

[tree]

 

[AuAL]

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At least they won’t get cross. A lot of times, that just multiplies the problem.

 

[Crossbreed]

That is sum humor, right there...

 

[NDR2]

I gave my handyman a to-do list, but he only did jobs 1, 3, and 5. Turns out he only does odd jobs.

 

[Jumpinbare]

Why don't Potassium and Sodium get along?

Spoiler

Because Potassium is always like "K", but Sodium is always "Na"

 

[Cryptid]

Did your hear the paper joke?

Spoiler

Never mind . . . it's tearable.

 

[NDR2]

What’s the easiest building to lift?

Spoiler

A lighthouse.

 

[Jumpinbare]

People who don't know the difference between entomology and etymology...​

...bug me in ways I cannot put into words.

 

[Jumpinbare]

Why does Edward Woodward have so many D’s in his name?​

Spoiler

Otherwise his name would be E war Woowar

 

[Captain Caveman]

How do you keep someone in suspense?

[Spoiler]

 

[Crossbreed]

How do you keep someone in suspense?

[Spoiler]

This works, too...

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[Boogs]

This works, too...

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I've been eagerly watching since last night!

 

[Jumpinbare]

 

[NDR2]

I was going to tell a sodium joke, then I thought, “Na.”

 

[Jumpinbare]

A lumberjack told me he had cut down 57,283 trees in his career so far. I asked how he could possibly remember the exact number.

He said

Spoiler

"Easy. I keep a log."

 

[Boogs]

I was going to tell a sodium joke, then I thought, “Na.”

I was asked to tell one about a similar metal, so I said 'K!

Some one afterwards asked me if that's a bit salty, I replied it's just a bromide[sic]!

 

[AuAL]

A lumberjack told me he had cut down 57,283 trees in his career so far. I asked how he could possibly remember the exact number.

He said

Spoiler

"Easy. I keep a log."

I remember someone who was just starting out in forestry, and he boasted he had cut down 288 trees, but I thought that was just too gross.

 

[NDR2]

I don’t tell dad jokes that often. But when I do, he laughs.

 

[Shevek]

My sister never told jokes, but when my dad bought a big, complicated German radio, he looked it all over and found a little slider on the back labelled "PU." "What's a PU?" he asked.
Sis replied immediately "Two thirds - of a pun."