Dad Jokes

[Captain Caveman]

It is a style of joke that a parent might share with their children. They are often geared toward younger children.

I think nearly all of my jokes are like that. I was kinda wondering if I am allowed to write jokes on this thread as I was wondering if only Dads could share them!

 

[Jumpinbare]

Generally clean jokes that make you groan

 

[Crossbreed]

Generally clean jokes that make you groan

... a.k.a. Pop corn!

 

[NDR2]

I found a book called How to Solve 50% of Your Problems. So I bought 2.

 

[GrownupGirl]

A man was reading the paper while having breakfast when he noticed an article about a famous athlete who was controversial due to his rude and aggressive behavior who had just gotten married to a model who was well known for her stunning good looks.
He then said out loud, "Why do the men who are such huge jerks always end up getting married to the most beautiful women?"
His wife from across the table then said, "Why thank you, honey!"

 

[NDR2]

I was going to try an all almond diet, but that’s just nuts.