Share good puns and jokes.

[Metalhead]

 

[maycontainthunder]

Arguing with idiots is like playing chess with a pigeon.

No matter how good you are the bird is going to crap on the board and strut around like it won anyway.

 

[maycontainthunder]

 

[Crossbreed]

"Dad, what do 'ignorance' & 'apathy' mean...?"

"I don't know and I don't care...!"

 

[Metalhead]

 

[maycontainthunder]

 

[UberScout]

So, recently, I've gotten better at Python. I asked Maddog if I could write a bot for one of his games.

Told him I'd traceback to what I know and handle an exception for him.

 

[UberScout]

I spilled spot remover on my dog and now he disappeared.

Took a programming class last week. Got a C++ on the test.

Bonus from the Oasis:

A glowing Tetra: "I found the coolest salt vein yesterday! Wanna see it?"
Vera (Aloe's lil bro): "Sure, but I should probably ask Pepper first."
Tetra: "Who's Pepper?"
Vera: "Evidently a therapist? Kinda confusing, because those two go together pretty well."
Tetra: "....I don't get it..."
Vera: "Heh, me neither."
(Cue None O' Yo Business by Salt N Pepa, cutoff at 4 secs.)

 

[maycontainthunder]

 

[Forest Cat]

View attachment 100570

Did you know that cannibals do not eat clowns because they taste funny?

 

[Crossbreed]

(Try this on your friends sometime. )

"People who have not learned French know more than they realize."

"Really? How so?"

"What do you think 'Je ne sais pas' means...?"

Spoiler

"I don't know..."

"Correct!"

 

[Kisa the tea]

 

[VictorR]

 

[Metalhead]

 

[Metalhead]

 

[maycontainthunder]

 

[Dagan]

Autistic Female, Historical Adventure film idea:

ND Anna Jones

 

[Metalhead]

 

[Luca]

 

[Metalhead]