Share good puns and jokes.

[Streetwise]

 

[Metalhead]

 

[Princess Viola]

Why shouldn't you date a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.

 

[Misty Avich]

Mick: Did you remember to put your clock back?
Paddy: I never took it off the wall

 

[Metalhead]

 

[Crossbreed]

"Doc, I broke my arm in two places! What should I do?"

"Don't go to those two places..."

 

[MROSS]

In turning our clocks back to 'Standard Time' - 'Daylight Shavings Time!'

 

[Captain Caveman]

To be clear...

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[Misty Avich]

What did the good dog say to the bad dog?
I've got a bone to pick with you!

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

 

[Misty Avich]

What did they sing to Jesus on his birthday?

"We wish you a happy birthday,
We wish you a happy birthday...."

 

[Misty Avich]

Paddy had just returned from a summer vacation.
"And how did you find the weather?" asked Mick.
"I just looked out the window and there it was," replied Paddy.

 

[Metalhead]

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

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I don’t get it.

 

[Misty Avich]

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a door!
Shut up.

 

[Crossbreed]

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a door!
Shut up.

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[Misty Avich]

You might like THIS ONE, too.

I do like the doctor jokes.

 

[T0m]

 

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