Share good puns and jokes.

[Captain Caveman]

What happened to the bell?

 

[NoKipAr on the run]

why did Jim Henson go to China?
so he can direct...Sesame oil Street!

 

[Captain Caveman]

How can you tell if an elephant is hiding under your bed?

Footprints in the custard.

 

[Crossbreed]

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
To.
To who?
That's "to whom..."

 

[Captain Caveman]

Knock knock.

 

[WhitewaterWoman]

How can you tell if an elephant is hiding under your bed?

Footprints in the custard.

I don’t get it.

 

[Captain Caveman]

Ah. Mixed it up.

Should have put "Because your nose is pressed against the ceiling".

There is another joke about a fridge and elephants...

 

[WhitewaterWoman]

Thank you for explaining. I was puzzled.

 

[Captain Caveman]

Fridge and the elephant.....

How can you tell if an elephants been in your fridge?

Footprints in the custard.

 

[NoKipAr on the run]

why did Shrek and Mario team up?

to save their Princesses from Donkey Kong

 

[Metalhead]

 

[Metalhead]

 

[jack_attack]

This one's for the musicians:

Q: What's a musician's favorite U.S. state?

A: South To Coda

 

[Ame568]

What do you call a ghost that's dressed as a ghost?

A boo-boo

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

 

[tree]

Spoiler

 

[Mary Terry]

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LOL. One year when I lived in New Orleans, I started running out of candy and recognized that many of the kids had already been to my house at least once before. I had a bunch of cheap toothbrushes I had bought in bulk, so I started handing them out to the kids who I knew were "double dipping" and gave the candy to the kids who came to my house for the first time. The double-dippers didn't come back.

 

[tree]

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

 

[Captain Caveman]

Spent hours last night watching TV but got bored, so I turned it on and I was not so bored anymore.