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NoKipAr on the run
Well-Known Member
why did Jim Henson go to China?
so he can direct...Sesame oil Street!
so he can direct...Sesame oil Street!
How can you tell if an elephant is hiding under your bed?
Footprints in the custard.
Footprints in the custard.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
To.
To who?
That's "to whom..."
Who's there?
To.
To who?
That's "to whom..."
Knock knock.
I don’t get it.
Ah. Mixed it up.
Should have put "Because your nose is pressed against the ceiling".
There is another joke about a fridge and elephants...
Should have put "Because your nose is pressed against the ceiling".
There is another joke about a fridge and elephants...
Thank you for explaining. I was puzzled. 
Fridge and the elephant.....
How can you tell if an elephants been in your fridge?
Footprints in the custard.
How can you tell if an elephants been in your fridge?
Footprints in the custard.
NoKipAr on the run
Well-Known Member
why did Shrek and Mario team up?
to save their Princesses from Donkey Kong
to save their Princesses from Donkey Kong
jack_attack
Jack Attack
This one's for the musicians:
Q: What's a musician's favorite U.S. state?
A: South To Coda
Q: What's a musician's favorite U.S. state?
A: South To Coda
LOL. One year when I lived in New Orleans, I started running out of candy and recognized that many of the kids had already been to my house at least once before. I had a bunch of cheap toothbrushes I had bought in bulk, so I started handing them out to the kids who I knew were "double dipping" and gave the candy to the kids who came to my house for the first time. The double-dippers didn't come back.
Spent hours last night watching TV but got bored, so I turned it on and I was not so bored anymore.
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