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Paddy had just finished a jigsaw puzzle and he cheered delightfully. Mick frowned and said, "it says 4 years' on there, why are you so excited?"
"Because!" said Paddy, "it only took me 4 weeks!"
 
I like the gag,

Frank: What is the date, today?
Ernest: I don't know. Let's check out that newspaper...
Frank: This is no help. It's yesterday's...!
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let me know if this is innaproprite:

A Gay man walks into a church and asks the preist: "is all that true in the bible about
God? hating LGBT?"

"no." says the preist "it was a mistranslation. the bible meant to say Thou shall not
drive up to a local Chuck E. Cheese in a white unmarked van."
 
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