Leave the key in the lock. That would confuse them!
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Regarding the sign withthe security camers etc.
Isn't that logical?
Isn't that logical?
What do you call a man with ears made from carbon fibre and flies on his head?
Buzz Lightear.
Buzz Lightear.
No, because people would steal anyway if they wanted to. A sign saying not to steal isn't going to deter anyone. That's the joke.
No one in this town could catch any fish except this one man. The game warden asked him how he did it. The man told the game warden that he would take him fishing the next day.
Once they got to the middle of the lake the man took out a stick of dynamite, lit it, and threw it in the water. After the explosion fish started floating to the top of the water. The man took out a net and started picking up the fish.
The game warden told him that this was illegal. The man took out another stick of dynamite and lit it. He then handed it to the game warden and said "Are you going to fish or talk?"
Once they got to the middle of the lake the man took out a stick of dynamite, lit it, and threw it in the water. After the explosion fish started floating to the top of the water. The man took out a net and started picking up the fish.
The game warden told him that this was illegal. The man took out another stick of dynamite and lit it. He then handed it to the game warden and said "Are you going to fish or talk?"
Princess Viola
In God's Embrace
Where was the Constitution signed?
The bottom
Yes it's an anti-joke
Paddy needed to get hold of the office but the line kept saying it was busy.
“Can I borrow your phone?” he asked Mick.
“What for?” asked Mick.
“Because, you fool, I can't get hold of the office on mine!” replied Paddy.
“Can I borrow your phone?” he asked Mick.
“What for?” asked Mick.
“Because, you fool, I can't get hold of the office on mine!” replied Paddy.
“Brevity is the soul of lingerie” (Dorothy Parker).
I'm a social worker and that's my kind of joke.
Is swimming with sharks cheap?
No, it'd cost you an arm and a leg
No, it'd cost you an arm and a leg
Paddy: My pen's ran out
Mick: Go and run after it then
Mick: Go and run after it then
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