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The last thing that made you laugh

for me it was a picture a friend shared with me. Having animals and an electric fence, and having seem the son of my neighbor pee on the electric fence, I can relate to this one.

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I still don't know why 'adult' means body concavity/convexity issues and elimination.
That was a pretty round about way to say vagina/penis/anus, huh?
Oh, and peeing. OK.
I think of so-called 'adult' humor as arising from a child (id, if you relate to that term...I don't much.)
state of being, with some parental (super-ego)aspects along with it.

This seems a true definition of 'adult situations' to me.
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Calvin and Hobbes Comic Strip, April 08, 2013 on GoComics.com
 
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Recently new neighbors moved next door. They have a boy about 7. I think the kid is clever so I gave him a piece of Amber with a termite in it, and a small meteorite.
Today as I was walking the dog he comes running up to me, and with an impish grin, asks me if I knew what a one humped camel is called?
"Dromedary"
"How about a two humped camel?"
" Bactrian"
" how about a no humped camel"
"I have no idea"
He grins from ear to ear and tells me. "Humpfree!"
The joke is ok, the kids look of glee made me laugh.
 
My husband. He is afraid of peaches that are not peeled. He will not touch them and can barely look at them. We were grocery shopping today and, a lady in the produce section bumped the stand the fresh peaches were on and sent them tumbling across the floor and, directly toward us. My husband ran to the back of the store and, it took me ten minutes to get him to go back to the produce section and face those peaches that, in his mind, had attacked him. LMAO

And he is NT, I'm supposed to be the one that freaks out over things with odd textures, not him LOL.
 
The Experimental Really Boring Thread on this forum [emoji1] If you want a giggle, head on over there [emoji4]
 
Did you know it was a man from Yorkshire in England who invented the "Cat's eyes" in the center of the road?

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Oh yes. You see one night, this Yorkshire-man was driving home in his big posh car. Then suddenly, in the center of the road, he sees a cat and its eyes glowing as they reflect the light of his car headlights - giving him the idea for the "cat's eyes" in the center of the road.

Now, had the cat been facing the other way, this man would have invented the pencil sharpener.
 
For those who enjoy numbers:
I went to program the clock on the new microwave, and in the directions it had an example time, and when I checked the actual time, it was the exact same time. (!)
 
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From the broadcast of the Women's World Cup final:

Commentator: The Japanese are not very adept at the aerial game.

Flinty's translation: Japanese people are short.

(See also the ending of the movie Crazy People.)
 
Little Miss Marker, 1934:
When Adolphe Menjou is teaching Shirley Temple to pray.
Him: "And make me a good girl."
Her: "You want to be a girl?"
 

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