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The last thing that made you laugh

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I love kids. Mind you, not all kids, like have you ever gone to somebody's house and they've got that weird-looking kid?
It's the same kind of kid that likes to randomly hit you when his parents aren't looking.

The worse time is when his parents aren't looking so he randomly comes up to you and hits you in the crotch: *Bam!*
You then scream: "Aaargh!"
That frightens the kid, who then starts crying: "Waaaaah!"
Everyone then turns around; You've got a crying child in front of you and you're rubbing your crotch.
 
When you go on holiday to warm places, there's all this stuff you can buy from the airport travel shop.
An item I find particularly useful is the Money Minder.

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Who thought of this? It's a little zip pouch that holds all your change and it fits just inside your Speedos.

Yeah, fantastic; You're in a queue of kids waiting to get an Ice Cream and you've got your hand down your pants!
 
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