WHAT'S NEXT?

[tree]

Give them credit for being cute.

 

[metalminx24]

Being cute is easy for tamarins and siamangs

 

[tree]

Tamarins and siamangs
don't look much like
possums or chainsaws.

 

[metalminx24]

Possums or chainsaws... which could destroy a house faster?

 

[tree]

Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive,
able to leap tall buildings with a single bound---It's...

 

[Flinty]

It's Howdy Doody time!

 

[tree]

"...time, time, time,
In a sort of Runic rhyme,
To the tintinnabulation that so musically wells
From the bells, bells, bells..."

 

[metalminx24]

...bells on her toes. That poor lady must have suffered terrible sensory overload!

 

[tree]

Sensory overload can be relieved by
a few hours in a sensory deprivation tank,
or maybe even the old fashioned in-ward
technique of wet sheets, although some
people believe that may have been more
of a punishment, than an actual treatment.

 

[Cosmophylla]

Treatment plants are a necessary part of water infrastructure if the local government doesn't wish residents to dispose of sewage themselves, which is a potential public health hazard.

 

[metalminx24]

'Health hazard' is the phrase most often used when my mother is cooking.

 

[Cosmophylla]

My mother is cooking, stand back!

 

[tree]

Back for another serving, are you?

 

[Cosmophylla]

Are you ready for a shock?

 

[tree]

A shock of corn makes a pretty good Hallowe'en
or even Thanksgiving decoration, near the front door.

 

[Cosmophylla]

The front door is the gateway to terror...and my garden.

 

[tree]

My garden is overrun with catnip this year.

 

[Cosmophylla]

Catnip, this year, will be added to my garden for the litter of kittens Misty bore recently.

 

[tree]

The litter of kittens Misty bore recently must be very cute.

 

[metalminx24]

Cute things make people happeeeee!