WHAT'S NEXT?

[Myway]

Transfer the item over to shipping department.

 

[Flinty]

Department of Natural Resources

 

[Myway]

Resources for teachers and students

 

[tree]

Teachers and students
share a common interest,
although not all of them
realize it.

 

[Myway]

Realize it now before it is too late.

 

[tree]

It is too late to go swimming.

 

[Myway]

Go swimming with your friends.

 

[tree]

"Friends" is a plural word.

 

[Flinty]

Word to your mother-in-law is a bad rap.

 

[Cosmophylla]

Your mother-in-law is a bad rap artist.

 

[tree]

A bad rap artist differs from a skilled one, people say.

 

[Cosmophylla]

People say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one.

 

[tree]

One day I watched our cat climb up the chimney
and get on the roof, but when I told that at school,
for Show & Tell, the teacher thought I was making
it up.

 

[DC1346]

Up, up, and AWAY!

 

[Myway]

Away from the monster.

 

[DC1346]

Away from the monster.

Monster? MONSTER? I AM NOT A MONSTER! I am a human being!

 

[Myway]

A human being? I think you're crazy.

 

[DC1346]

Crazy? CRAZY? (Oh now you've done it ... check out post #9) https://www.aspiescentral.com/threa...n-character-in-the-last-novel-you-read.13123/

Come here, sir! Yes, YOU SIR! Mr. Mywaysigning sir, kindly step this way and take a seat in this newly upholstered barber's chair. It's quite comfortable you know. As comfortable as the grave. And shall I give you a shave, sir? Yes YOU sir. Come on then! Step lively and don't be shy. Lie still and I shall slice you from ear to grinning ear whereupon I'll slide your corpse through the trapdoor to the basement below where my good fiend Mrs. Lovett, will bake you into one of her delectable pies.

 

[Myway]

Delectable pies? I don't think so. I am not a sir for the record.

 

[tree]

"Record number of threatened seals stranded along California,"
ran a Reuters headline last week.