WHAT'S NEXT?

[Myway]

Last week was strenuous.

 

[tree]

Strenuous is one way to describe it.

 

[metalminx24]

To describe it would mean using naughty words, so I won't.

 

[tree]

I won't ask.

 

[metalminx24]

Ask me a question and I'll give you a completely honest answer...which possibly contributes to my lack of friends!

 

[tree]

Friends, Romans, Countrymen,
Lend me your ears...

 

[Flinty]

Lend me your ears. What's in the bag? Ears!

 

[Myway]

Ears from all over the country.

 

[tree]

The country, the state, and the nation are not the same thing.

 

[Myway]

The same thing is hard to come by, unless it is online.

 

[tree]

Online degree programs are available,
if a person has enough money.

 

[DC1346]

Money is the root of all evil ... unless you have buckets of it in which case it suddenly doesn't seem like such a bad thing.

 

[Myway]

A bad thing that can get you what you want.

 

[tree]

What you want may not be what I want.

 

[DC1346]

Wants are not needs.

 

[tree]

"Needs" might be a good name for
a new line of adult diapers.

 

[Flinty]

Diapers are something I hope I never need to buy.

 

[DC1346]

Buy one, get one free!

 

[tree]

Free, free, a trip to Mars
for one thousand
empty jars--Burma Shave.

 

[DC1346]

Shaved ice topped with coconut syrup ... delicious!