WHAT'S NEXT?

[zurb]

The radio doesn't work because it's a Japanese import with a different frequency range.

 

[tree]

A different frequency range is one way to describe
the sort of communications to which I have been
subject recently.

 

[Flinty]

Recently I have become somewhat obsessed with romance.

 

[zurb]

Romance languages developed between the sixth to ninth century AD from spoken Latin.

 

[Mia]

Latin speaking criminals nailed my sandals to the floor.

 

[tree]

Floor it.

 

[zurb]

It is nice outside today.

 

[tree]

Today I arrived at my house.

 

[Flinty]

My house is a pipe dream.

 

[tree]

A pipe dream is what a plumber has.

 

[metalminx24]

A plumber has a monkey wrench. I'd rather just have a monkey.

 

[Flinty]

Monkey business is not my type.

 

[Myway]

Not my type of action.

 

[tree]

Action Jackson is a movie I have heard of
but I have never seen.

 

[Flinty]

I have never seen the Eastern Hemisphere (close, but no cigar).

 

[tree]

No cigar, for me, thanks----
unless maybe it's a candy
cigar & a very special one,
at that.

 

[metalminx24]

At that moment, her left leg fell off quite unexpectedly.

 

[tree]

Quite unexpectedly, her head ballooned
to three times its normal size.

 

[metalminx24]

It's normal size, however, was abnormally small.

 

[tree]

Small wonder that people stared.