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WHERE DID...

The dogs didn't get divorced.

Where did people get the idea that angels have wings?
 
Because it wouldn't be such a happy sight to see angels who had gone splat on the floor after just falling out of the sky with no way of flying down properly.

Where did the Green Giant hide when he wasn't having his photo taken for sweetcorn tins?
 
Probably if you follow the hoof prints you'll
find the cowboys.

Where did you get your sense of humor?
 
From the Body Shop, which had a non-physical body parts half-price sale about a month ago.

Where did all my batteries disappear to?
 
In with the pickles, so they all got deep fried.

Where did the fat cat sit?
 
They went to the dishwasher to get clean after playing in the mud.

Where did the idea of monsters in the bedroom at night come from?
 
It came from the warped imagination of a one legged hamster from Moscow.

Where did you park the car?
 
In the garage next to my son's bicycle.

Where did you hear the nicest compliment you've ever received?
 
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In the garage next to my son's bicycle.

What's the nicest compliment you've ever received?

The game is to ask and answer question which are in
the "WHERE DID" format.

Can you rephrase your question so that it starts
with the words, "where did"? :)
 
[Oops! Sorry!]

In the garage next to my son's bicycle.

Where did you hear the nicest compliment you've ever received?
 
In Spain, where I had gone on holiday.

Where did the chicken go in the days before there were roads to cross?
 
Followed the sheep and goats.

Where did the baby go after the bough broke?
 
The baby was taken by ambulance to the nearest emergency department where s/he was treated for concussion and a broken leg and went on to make a full recovery.

Where did all the king's horses and all the king's men put the pieces of Humpty Dumpty when they decided they couldn't put him back together again?
 
The skillet, along with some sausage, bacon and hash browns. Made a decent omelette for all the king's men.

Where did wolves used to get a late night snack?
 
They went to the place where the 10 little pigs lived.
That's why in the more recent stories, there are
only 3.

Where did mice get designs for party hats?
 
Most of it is still in the bottle, except for what that old guy drank
when he was here visiting, last summer.

Where did that big white dog come from?
 

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