WHERE DID...

[Jennacide]

The Never Ending Story (Falkor is secretly a big white dog Shhhhhhh)

Where did you lose all your money?

 

[Autumn Sun]

At the casino. I walked home home when I lost my fare home on Black jack.

Where did all the presents go?

 

[tree]

The presents drifted into the past.
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Where did people get the idea that being fake was good?

 

[Flinty]

When politics were invented.
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Where did I get the idea that a course costing $150 would be a good idea?

 

[tree]

Maybe it looked good on the website.

Where did Red Green get his suspenders?

 

[Flinty]

He won't say this publicly, but it was Port Asbestos.

Where did my Member of Parliament get the idea to question immigrants from Africa about Canadian indigenous languages?

 

[tree]

He pulled that idea out of Nether Orifice Storage.

Where did the hammerhead shark go for vacation?

 

[Flinty]

He found his way to San Jose.

Where did the cops who handled the Zoot Suit Riot go afterwards?

 

[tree]

My grandpa escorted them to the doughnut shop.

Where did all the shopping carts get face lifts?

 

[Flinty]

At the one plastic surgeon who knows which part of a shopping cart is the face.

Where did the supremium that was on Gilligan's Island go?

 

[tree]

Beach City, where Steven Universe has it contained.

Where did the prunes buy wrinkle cream?

 

[Flinty]

From the California Raisins.

Where did someone get the idea that curling competitions should occur in the summer?

 

[tree]

Since it's hot in the summer, the ice underfoot would be appreciated.

Where did you come from?

 

[Flinty]

I'm what happens when you cross a Tiger-Cat and a Roughrider.

Where did Irma meet Thirsty?

 

[tree]

Halfway.

Where did you find Tigger last night?

 

[Flinty]

Last night? I haven't seen him since I found his dead body a block and a half from his home all the way back in 1990.

Where did I get so many miles that I can't use right now?

 

[tree]

From the practice of neglecting your 7 league boots in the closet.

Where did the first armadillo cross the road?

 

[Flinty]

I didn't know that armadillos and roads had anything in common, location-wise. So...Amarillo?

Where did that panhandler who claimed to need money to get to Rocky Mountain House go?

 

[tree]

To somebody else, since you wouldn't give him any money.

Where did the first misunderstanding take place?

 

[Flinty]

Somewhere in Africa, about five minutes after the invention of language.

Where did Robin Williams and Robert Altman get the idea that their concept of Popeye was going to be any good?