WHERE DID...

[Flinty]

In what used to be her little black book.

Where did anyone ever get the idea to date Taylor Swift?

 

[tree]

The choice was either to date her or prune her
and it seemed like the potential for blood shed
was less with the dating.

Where did hobyahs come from originally?

 

[Flinty]

The DEA.

Where did my get-up-and-go go?

 

[tree]

The traditional opinion is that it 'got up & went'
or further south, it may have 'done got up & went.'

Where did I get the idea that it might
not be impossible for a person who has
taken exactly one CIT class to run a free
forum?

 

[Flinty]

running-free-forums-with-minimal-training.com

Where did my Christmas spirit go?

 

[Myway]

I don't know. Maybe you should find it.

Where did my family go for vacation?

 

[Flinty]

A nice beach on the sixth level of Hell.

Where did the massive price differences on Surface computer between stores come from?

 

[tree]

From marketing associates aka part-time
employees with clickers.

Where did all this snow come from?

 

[Flinty]

You better pay that coke dealer quickly, now.

Where did my margarita go?

 

[Myway]

Don't know. But you should find it before you lose your sanity.

Where did my mother learn to operate a computer?

 

[Flinty]

In front of a computer, probably.

Where did you come from, where did you go, where did you come from Cotton-Eye Joe?

 

[tree]

I reckon he traipsed off to Tennessee.
I don't rightly recall where he come from, though.

Where did the world's really dull people get the
idea that they are scintillating wits?

 

[Flinty]

These days? Facebook.

Where did the NHL get the idea of having Amy Grant "coach" a team?

 

[metalminx24]

From the back of a cereal box, between the cut-out squirrel mask and the cattle-based word search.

Where did the shark shop when the supersharket was shut?

 

[Flinty]

At Sharkle K, of course.

Where did Donald Trump find the attorney to start his inevitable fifth bankruptcy?

 

[metalminx24]

In a skip behind a traveller camp, unwashed and devoid of moral compass, and talking to a gecko he'd named Percival.

Where did the idea that a mullet was a good hairstyle come from?

 

[tree]

Short in front and long in back
gave a person a chance to pass
for conservative, as long as no
body was peering around behind.

Where did the warm weather go?

 

[qwerty]

it must have packed its bags n come over to NZ as it's been really warm here.

Where did i get this shirt i just found in the wardrobe from, im sure its not mine?

 

[tree]

Your heartfelt desire to channel Wolfman Jack
has been realized and the universe has bestowed
that article of clothing upon you through
transmogrification.

Where did Sally go?

 

[metalminx24]

Sally went back to school to learn the meaning of the word 'transmogrification' , as she had previously thought it involved turning inanimate objects into cats.

Where did marshmallows originate?