WHERE DID...

[tree]

Egypt.
http://inventors.about.com/od/foodrelatedinventions/a/marshmallows.htm
According to those guys, anyway.

Where did Linus get his first blanket?

 

[Flinty]

From Walton's General Markets.

Where did some hoser get the idea that cats can fly?

 

[tree]

In or near Elia Junior High School.

Where did Sponge Bob meet Squidward?

 

[metalminx24]

On Plenty of Fish, I think.

Where did my twenties go?

 

[tree]

You still have them.
They are camouflaged.

Where did the big stuffed toy dog used to live?

 

[Flinty]

Used to live? In the shipping area of the big stuffed toy dog factory.

Where did the regulators get the idea that college funds might be intended for something other than paying for someone's education?

 

[metalminx24]

They read it on Wikipedia, so it MUST be true!

Where did Henry VIII's underpants go when he died?

 

[tree]

"Henry VIII of England began padding his codpiece, which caused a spiralling trend of larger and larger codpieces that only ended by the end of the 16th century. It has been speculated that the King may have had the sexually transmitted disease syphilis, and his large codpiece may have included a bandage soaked in medication to relieve its symptoms. Henry VIII also wanted a healthy son and may have thought that projecting himself in this way would portray fertility."
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Undergarment

Neither of these two ideas address the matter at hand, however. Where did Henry VIII's underpants go when he died?

This question presupposes that Henry had underpants. Or, for that matter, pants.
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Where did the first laugh track come from?

 

[metalminx24]

It was found under a rock in northern Angola in 527 BC by a camel herder. He wasn't aware of it's value, so traded it for 3 cucumbers and a tea cosy. It was lost for many years, until it's rediscovery under the floorboards of a mid-terrace in Scunthorpe by Mike and Barbara Davies in 1947.

Where did Nero buy his fiddles?

 

[tree]

It was found under a rock in northern Angola in 527 BC by a camel herder. He wasn't aware of it's value, so traded it for 3 cucumbers and a tea cosy. It was lost for many years, until it's rediscovery under the floorboards of a mid-terrace in Scunthorpe by Mike and Barbara Davies in 1947.

Where did Nero buy his fiddles?

He didn't have to buy them.
They were free prizes in his boxes of Fiddle Faddle.

Where did Mickey Mouse take Minnie on their first date?

 

[Flinty]

<groooooooooooooan>

Since it was probably the Depression at the time, to look at all the nice pencils for sale.

Where did anyone get the idea that it was acceptable to take until at least February for an annual review?

 

[metalminx24]

They found in a bargain basement along with other rubbish ideas such as living in England and cultivating one's ear beards.

Where did the design of shopping trolleys go so wrong?

 

[tree]

In several areas, apparently.
http://benthamopen.com/contents/pdf/TOERGJ/TOERGJ-3-32.pdf

Where did the black cat go?

 

[metalminx24]

she was in the bath the whole time.

Where did the angry clown put his hooty nose?

 

[Flinty]

On the happy clown.

Where did Donald Trump get the idea of taking a pay decrease?

 

[metalminx24]

Out of his bottom, the same place he gets all his 'ideas'.

Where did the manufacturers find enough camel hair for such an impressive wig anyway?

 

[inabox]

The camel farm. The one which was robbed last week.

Where are these hairless camels now?

 

[tree]

I am going to [I hope not abrasively] rewrite the question from
#99 so that it fits the game format.
Where did these hairless camels end up now?

They went to apply for government benefits. The office is jammed
full so at least they will be warm while they wait in line.
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Where did Mr. Limpet go, after he turned into a fish?

 

[metalminx24]

He went to McDonald's to tell them how ridiculous filet-o-fish is as a name for a burger.

Where did the inventor of alarm clocks go when he needed a snooze?

 

[Flinty]

Anywhere else.

Where did all of the walkable surfaces go?