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WHERE DID...

They are still right where they were
before the snow covered them all up.

Where did the idea to deep fry a Twinkie come from?
 
Scotland, where they also deep-fry Mars bars and anything else incapable of running away.

Where did the Minions buy their dungarees before the eighties?
 
From dungaree beetles.

Where did the supply of powdered Barry Manilow nose go?
 
The Hive bought it all at the order of the Queen,
as an adjunct to her buzzing equipment.

Where did the Flying Glove go?
 
To Sainsbury's. It got the munchies and had a sudden desire for cheese slices.

Where did Tom Cruise buy his high-heeled shoes?
 
Unless the Castle Dunrobin, in Scotland,
has characteristics similar to the house
that house Baba Yaga had, nowhere.

The town of Dunrobin was amalgamated with
the city of Ottawa in 2000. So it didn't exactly
go anywhere, either.
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Where did the little girl who sings and dances end up?
 
You really don't want to know how that ended.

Where did King Brago get assassinated?
 
He was sitting on a kiddies carousel, by himself because all the small children were afraid of his ugly face, in the middle of a funfair in Bognor Regis.

Where did the librarian leave her pince-nez? (She's very posh!)
 
They found it in the bottom of a box marked 'dim ideas for dim people'- though they were too dim to read that. Such people only like green wombats.

Where did the octopus buy eight left shoes?
 
Cheerios? Oh you mean the donut seeds. Yeah, I put it in the closet in a cup full of dirt.

Where did you learn to win Mario Cart's Rainbow Road?
 
Sitting on my bottom. It would seem weird to play a driving game while standing.

Where did Bon Jovi get his hair cut?
 
On top of his head.

Where did the gray cat across the road
go for the last 3 nights?
 
Ibiza, for a weekend of partying and debauchery. Dirty stop-out, as my mother would say.

Where did Wallace and Gromit go after the visit to the moon?
 
Probably back home. Or to the shower.

Where did the Unitarians put their burning question mark?
 

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