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You might be an Aspie/Autie if?/Jokes

xudo said:
We close all the curtains and lock the front door. You come looking for sweets at our house on Halloween, you're gonna be disappointed. We're sat inside eating them.
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We cable tie the gates and move the rubbish bins in front of them.
 
- You go out to a store and someone comes up to and knows exactly who you are and you you have no idea who they are so you awkwardly just walk away
- Or you see someone you know very well at the store but the whole time you try to hide and avoid them hoping they dont see you
- You bump into someone you know and they are very excited to see you but then you say something that offends them and you have no idea what you said because you thought you were being very nice the whole time. So now every time you see them they walk passed you
- You get annoyed/uncomfortable when your waiting in line and you feel as if the person behind you is wayy to close to you
- When you dont see/speak to your family nearly as much as you should. To them it seems as if you disappeared.
-you organize the clothes in your closet by color
 
Ok, so for those of us who can relate to this:

xudo said:
you eat all of your vegetables first, then the potato (or starch) and finish off with the meat and never let them touch each other. (I don’t necessarily eat veg then starch, then meat, but I won’t mix things.)
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I have just heard about these

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They're called 'food cubby' and here a link Food Cubby - a plate divider to keep food in its place They are supposedly available on Amazon, but it said unavailable when I looked.
 
Hay and pallets.

Whenever im driving and i see either hay or pallets i saw the word outloud.

HAY PALLETS
(which is everytime which is why i find it funny)

Occasionally say timber but its not the same.

Is that weird? :)

Someone has to beat that,surely?
 
Fridgemagnetman said:
Hay and pallets.

Whenever im driving and i see either hay or pallets i saw the word outloud.

HAY PALLETS
(which is everytime which is why i find it funny)

Occasionally say timber but its not the same.

Is that weird? :)

Someone has to beat that,surely?
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Nope. Sorry. I've got nothing... It's perfect... "Hay pallets "
 
Stood waiting in the checkout queue and your spidey-senses are tingling. Without turning around you're aware someone is far too close to your back.

This is confirmed by either their hand basket or their trolley gently nudging you forward.
Stand fast and gently ease it back towards them...
....3, .... 2, .....1 ...

"Oh I'm sorry"

Me: turn and smile.

Happens like clockwork.
 
You might be Aspie/ASD if:
Your brian is churning so hard you cant come up with a reply to this post...
 
Fridgemagnetman said:
Someone has to beat that,surely?
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Don't think this beats anything, simply a habit.
Recite the numbers on the signposts that indicate how many kilometers we've traveled and then convert them to miles.
Then the numbers on the exits for places passed, counting them down until I reach my exit. I also recite aloud the names of businesses along the way.
One of my favourites is a place that manufactures recreation vehicles, some of the rv's are called safari condo's.
My Father, did the exact same thing.
 
When you're having a silent argument in your mind or spewing whispered profanity at the computerised voice on the self scan checkout in a major superstore and want it sacked for incompetence because if it asks you to repeatedly scan an item one more time you're going to shove the bananas up the change chute or never buy overweight cornflakes again.
 
Gritches said:
You might be Aspie if:

-It bothers you that there are an odd number of Ritz crackers in a sleeve

-It bothers you that there are an odd number of Sprees in a roll

-It bothers you that there are an odd number of Sweet Tarts in a roll

-It bothers you that there are an odd number of Gushers in a pack

-It bothers you that gum comes in packs of 15, not 14 or 16

-You feel a deep sense of loss when your lighter dies

-Workers at McDonalds send you Christmas cards

-You have strong opinions regarding allergy medications

-You have deliberately taken a longer route just to avoid traffic

-You can spend a day with another Aspie and say less than 25 words total
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You feel weird rowing "17 on and five off" because they are prime numbers.
 
Gracey said:
We cable tie the gates and move the rubbish bins in front of them.
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I bake weird morbid cupcakes and wear better costumes than the door knockers. Have been known to put a note on the door saying- "If you can't be bothered getting a costume, don't bother knocking. Uncostumed knockers will be fed to the dementors":cool:
 
xudo said:
Ok, so for those of us who can relate to this:



I have just heard about these

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They're called 'food cubby' and here a link Food Cubby - a plate divider to keep food in its place They are supposedly available on Amazon, but it said unavailable when I looked.
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Thats cool but no juices from any food cant touch either (gross)... I'm weird about my food. I only eat one item at a time, then move to the next and so on, and sometimes its on different plates or in bowls. I bought some divided plates so I could not mess up so many dishes... Yes, I know it all goes to the same place, just not all at one thank you.
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Chance said:
Thats cool but no juices from any food cant touch either (gross)... I'm weird about my food. I only eat one item at a time, then move to the next and so on, and sometimes its on different plates or in bowls. I bought some divided plates so I could not mess up so many dishes... Yes, I know it all goes to the same place, just not all at one thank you.
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The food cubby things actually use suction to stick to the plate, so no liquids can get out from them either!
 
Mia said:
Don't think this beats anything, simply a habit.
Recite the numbers on the signposts that indicate how many kilometers we've traveled and then convert them to miles.
Then the numbers on the exits for places passed, counting them down until I reach my exit. I also recite aloud the names of businesses along the way.
One of my favourites is a place that manufactures recreation vehicles, some of the rv's are called safari condo's.
My Father, did the exact same thing.
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I read license plates... add up numbers, make acronyms from the letters (sick mind) : )
Some are just way too easy
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