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Recent content by GrownupGirl

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    Dad Jokes

    I once knew someone who had a parrot with a piece of string tied around each leg. The owner explained, "If you put the string on his left leg, he'll say 'hello', and if you pull the string on his right leg, he'll say 'goodbye'." I asked, "What will he do if I pull both strings at once?" The...
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    Morality, immorality, & amorality

    When a fox kills and eats a rabbit, the fox *probably* doesn't feel bad or guilty about it because it doesn't understand such things and needs to eat the way nature created it, which is amoral.
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    Share good puns and jokes.

    Q: Why was the soldier so tired on April Fool's Day? A: He had just been through a very long March.
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    Bandaid for a bad day

    I have a few Kinder prizes as well. Not long ago I bought a giant Kinder Egg with a plastic fairy inside. Not long before that I bought an egg with a plastic man wearing sort of t-rex skeleton armor. I just love the fact that we can legally purchase Kinder Surprise eggs in Canada. In the USA...
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    Poll: Daytime Potty Training Age

    Looks like most of us were potty trained while we were still toddlers. Which is basically the opposite of what the media wants NTs to believe.
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    Is having children wrong or not?

    And the USA.:mad:
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    Don't approach a women unless she approaches you first.

    Are you thinking of harming women because of your problems?
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    Favorite toys

    I've been thinking about toys I owned and really liked as a kid. One of the earliest ones I remember was a toy horse that I could ride. It had springs and a big metal frame attached to it, and my parents kept it folded up and stored in the hallway but whenever I wanted to ride it they'd unfold...
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    The graphics outside are horrible

    I think the graphics outside are often quite nice, it's the NPCs I don't care for. They're so boring, and the AI is terrible. :)
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    Dad Jokes

    A man was reading the paper while having breakfast when he noticed an article about a famous athlete who was controversial due to his rude and aggressive behavior who had just gotten married to a model who was well known for her stunning good looks. He then said out loud, "Why do the men who are...
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    Your Care Bears Memories

    When I was a kid I once drew a comic about two guys who go to an old house, it's haunted by bear ghosts called the Scare Bears. But they were not very cute nor cuddly, I actually drew them pretty creepy, and they spend the night comically torturing the two guys until they escape and run away...
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    do you think autism is genetic?

    When I hear about autism being "environmental", I think that must mean it's by climate change. Well why not? It makes more sense that what so many people think causes it. Like vaccines, the non-stick coating on frying pans, or watching Peppa Pig cartoons.
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    Demand avoidance / PDA

    Remember everyone, NT people are like horoscopes. They're always telling us what to do, and they're usually wrong.:p
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    List just one thing you did today

    I bought my groceries for the week. I bought a number of frozen foods so I hope the power doesn't go out if we have a storm.
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    Why it is assumed that everyone works in an office?

    Generalization is a sad and pathetic part of human nature. Like when I've looked up information about ear infections and "they" always seem to assume that it's only young children who get them when I've had them my whole life.
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