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Corrupt A Wish

Wish granted. Your new friend has come through a time warp from the future and looks like Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Everything was great with your friendship until you let slip that your maiden name was Sarah Connor !! :p

I wish I could go and live with some rational intelligent people instead of the mundanes in my neighbourhood.
 
Wish granted. They all speak a different language and cannot understand you. Nor can you understand them.


I wish I was an NT, free of mental problems, and free of physical issues/illnesses/injuries.
 
Wish granted. You are now fit and healthy and socialise well in a society of your peers.
Only downside is that you are a sardine so get swimming ! :D
 
Granted! You have a beautiful, brand new car. It has no tires, it does not have a battery, the gas tank leaks, and the car key is nowhere to be found. There is no other car like it so there are no other manufactured batteries, car keys, or gas tanks. This car has also been made illegal to drive for an unknown reason.


I wish I could speak and understand every language that has ever existed, (both real life and fantasy languages), including, but not limited to extinct languages, Dwarvish, Elvish, Na'vi, Klingon, animal noises, and animal behavior, etc.
 
Granted. You now speak every language that has ever existed, and are king in the kingdom of the blind and deaf (commonly known as modern western society!). No one can hear you.

I wish I knew how my character is going to get out of his dilemma at the haunted-but-still-inhabited brothel.
 
Aspergirl4hire said:
Granted. You now speak every language that has ever existed, and are king in the kingdom of the blind and deaf (commonly known as modern western society!). No one can hear you.

I wish I knew how my character is going to get out of his dilemma at the haunted-but-still-inhabited brothel.
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Granted: a smoking hot lady ghost hurls a Guideon Bible at his head when he refuses her, knocking him out cold. He falls into a kinky padded casket, and wakes up later to the sound of dirt hitting its lid. He pops out of the casket only to hear screams and fading footsteps in cold early morning fog slithering between the tomb stones in the church grave yard.:eek:

I wish I could find a nice Russian bride... :rolleyes:
 
Granted. She approaches the altar then begins Russian away.

I wish for quality sleep tonight.
 
Flinty said:
Granted. She approaches the altar then begins Russian away.

I wish for quality sleep tonight.
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Aah! no fair quoting from my biography...just kidding didn't even make it past the engagement:eek::screamcat::fearscream: ..:confused:

Granted a zombi bites you and you sleep like the dead..... Yeah! I sleep terible too sometimes :confused:

I wish my life was a little more normal :confused:
 
tree said:
Granted. Your life will follow the plot to the 2003 movie, 'Normal.' Normal (TV Movie 2003) - IMDb

I wish I could be more imaginative.
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Oouch! my curse on you was poetic justice as I didn't look up your movie first.:rolleyes:

Granted: And now you are a little mini me clone of me Ha ha! :smilingimp::rocket: Oooh! No! what have I done I'm Mael Aeeeeee!:screamcat: I'm Dooomed! Whaaaaa!:cryingcat:

I wish i could learn to play my slide guitar real well and become famous.:cool:
 
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Granted. You can now play really well. You will become really famous in about 200 years.

I wish all my problems were solved (and I want to be alive to enjoy it).
 
Granted! You are alive and have no problems whatsoever. However, your friends, acquaintances, family, and everyone around you do and all you can do is watch.


I wish good morals, rewarding lives, and happiness for all people. ALL people.
 
Granted but because no one has any problems the whole world becomes depressed and bored. Congratulations on killing the human race :) :P

I wish I could enjoy a really long warm summer this year
 
StephF said:
Granted but because no one has any problems the whole world becomes depressed and bored. Congratulations on killing the human race :) :p

I wish I could enjoy a really long warm summer this year
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But I said i wish them happiness as well and you just said depression :/
 
StephF said:
Granted but because no one has any problems the whole world becomes depressed and bored. Congratulations on killing the human race :) :p

I wish I could enjoy a really long warm summer this year
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Granted you die and go to hell because you don't agree with Cheryls paradice, and it's summer all the time in hell, lots of dry heat to enjoy. :p

actually I don't believe in hell as such but I couldn't think of what else to do with his summer thing.o_O

I wish Cheryls Maelstrom story is a smashing sucsess...I'm shameless it has my screen name. :D
 
Granted! Cheryls Maelstrom story is a smashing success. The word Maelstrom is now copyrighted and to continue using it, in any way shape or form, you have to pay Cheryl 1milllion dollars a year...

I wish I could go back in time and give my 11year old self some life-advice.
 
Vinca said:
Granted! Cheryls Maelstrom story is a smashing success. The word Maelstrom is now copyrighted and to continue using it, in any way shape or form, you have to pay Cheryl 1milllion dollars a year...

I wish I could go back in time and give my 11year old self some life-advice.
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Ha! I could just Charm Cheryl into marring me and get my Evil name back...:D

Granted: I build you a time machine and off you go, but little Vinca expresses her thanks for your wisdom by picking her nose with the wrong finger...Vinca :eek: Oooh! You little ungrateful.... Hi Vinca :) lovely daughter you have...I think? my memory is bad.

I wish...humbug running out of wish ideas... I wish space X would buy my maelstrom theory.
 
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