Corrupt A Wish

[StephF]

Granted. They sent a whole team of techs but computer said Nooo!.

I wish I got paid more.

 

[Vinca]

Granted! But they are literally paying you the extra in peanuts.

I wish hair didn't grow on my legs.

 

[Beverly]

Granted, it has migrated and now grows out of your nose.

I wish I didn't have a "menopause beard."

 

[Vinca]

Granted! You now have an 'Albus Dumbledore beard' instead.


I wish I had red hair.

 

[inabox]

Granted. But this only happens on every other Tuesday. The rest of the time it's gone completely.

I wish it was the norm and therefore perfectly socially acceptable for any female to have shaved heads so my hair didn't flap in my face and drive me to insanity!

 

[Flinty]

Granted. However, you are now confused with Sinead O'Connor and get the associated baggage.

I wish I could go to work tomorrow.

 

[tree]

WISH GRANTED: You could go to work tomorrow perpetually. Every day for the rest of your life
you could go to work tomorrow. Lucky you.

I wish I could convince that animal to stay safely at home
when I want to go for a walk, so that I could walk and not
have him pouncing at me and biting my shin so that I will pick
him up and carry him.

 

[Flinty]

Granted. How skinny you carries borderline overweight me is an exercise for the reader.

I wish for my work computer to go through its warranty period, which is just starting, by the way, without further technical issues.

 

[inabox]

Granted. There are no further technical issues. It vanishes without a trace. That is a space time issue.

I wish I didn't ever need to do that annoying thing called sleeping.

 

[Flinty]

Granted. You are permanently in a 10-percent-awake stupor.

I wish I could be in Scotland instead of Canada right now.

 

[Beverly]

Granted, you are now in the belly of the Loch Ness Monster.

I wish I had another half a million dollars to invest in a business venture.

 

[Flinty]

Granted. You have invested into a series of day cares. Their spokespeople are Woody Allen and Roman Polanski.

I wish I could reconcile with society.

 

[Mia]

Granted as long as it's the haggis society.

Wish I lived in a world where there were just a few people.

 

[Flinty]

Granted. It's just you and me again the bears.

I wish I'd had a proper night's sleep last night.

 

[Mia]

Granted. Drink herbal teas like Camomile, St. John's Wort, or Calendula mixed with dandelion root or a mixture of several, I'll make it now, and send it your way. I put honey and milk in mine to make it easier to drink.

I wish my spouses relatives were not such drama kings and queens, they suck the energy right out of me.

 

[Flinty]

Granted. They now give you energy. There is then a spark. You explode.

I wish I knew why my shoulder is suddenly in pain.

 

[Mia]

Granted: Shoulders can improve with a good night's sleep, and are like new the next day.


Tired of dumb people who 'scapegoat' others.

 

[tree]

IMPLIED WISH GRANTED: Now the people scapegoating are brilliant, beyond genius level, so
it's even more wearying to your soul.

I wish we could transcend our bodies, meet in the air and survive joyously.

 

[Beverly]

Granted but, now we can never return to our bodies and have to watch them all die and rot without us.

I wish my step son would stay away forever.

 

[StephF]

Granted, he was added as a payload for New Horizons !

I wish I had less pain.