Corrupt A Wish

[Flinty]

Granted. You have less pain and more lait. Enjoy your milk.

I wish I could converse about 31% faster.

 

[tree]

WISH GRANTED: You now converse at a rate 31% faster than a mime.
A bird watcher may be intrigued by the sound of your silence.

I wish I would say the right thing at the right time.

 

[Flinty]

Granted. You have been hired by Fox News.

I wish I could go out with my friends tomorrow night.

 

[StephF]

Granted, You have been transformed into a motorcycle. Enjoy the ride !

I wish I had £ 1,000,000

 

[zurb]

Granted. However, the UK just decided to switch to using the Euro, and pounds are now obsolete.

I wish for a new house, car and job.

 

[Beverly]

Granted. You have a Jeep Willys Still in the military crate, An igloo in Phoenix, AZ - better hurry before it melts and, your job is to was the inside of used septic tanks in the Mohave Desert.

I wish I had a new Air Conditioner for my house.

 

[Flinty]

Granted. Your house is now located in Iqaluit.

I wish I could resist the temptation to be a smart-ass in another thread.

 

[Beverly]

Not granted- I like smart-asses.

I wish I had more iced tea.

 

[Flinty]

Granted. Of course, in Iqaluit the stuff runs to about $4.50 per bottle, and we do iced tea differently in Canada.

I wish I could shake this last obligation that is holding me back.

 

[Aspergirl4hire]

Granted. Jell-o sells your last obligation as their new seasonal flavor to workaholics, and you abruptly realize that what held you back also made you strong. As a result, you now reel into a series of new situations like a bull in a china shop; no one can hold you back.

I wish I had all the energy I had thirty years ago, and all the knowledge I will have five years from now.

 

[Beverly]

Granted - now you can't sleep and, your Eighty years old with sever arthritis - sorry the genie can't count or do math very well.

I wish DJ would call me.

 

[Flinty]

Granted. You get a call from DJ Tanner, who spends the entire time complaining about Michelle, Uncle Jesse, and Kimmy Gibler.

I wish I was remotely competent at drawing.

 

[tree]

WISH GRANTED: Your drawing skills surpass anyone currently living on Earth, but
now that your arms have grown to a length of a mile & a half, you need a telescope
to see what you are sketching.

I wish I would cook those carrots.

 

[Beverly]

Granted but now you have five times as many beets to cook as you had carrots to cook.

I wish I had more cucumbers to pickle.

 

[StephF]

Granted, you now have 10,000 cucumbers but they have become sentient and are mounting a counter attack to overrun you and pickle you !

I wish I could go on holiday somewhere nice

 

[metalminx24]

Wish granted, you're off to the Maldives...with a herd of angry yaks.

I wish for a lifetime's supply of Galaxy chocolate...

 

[Beverly]

Granted - it's Andromeda galaxy Chocolate to be exact, and it's still out there, in the other galaxy - no clue where you're going to get a space ship.

I wish I didn't have to go to town today.

 

[StephF]

Granted, town has come to you and you have 250 shoppers roaming throughout your house picking up your stuff and putting them in shopping baskets !

I wish the rain would stop !

 

[Vinca]

Granted! All rain stops, 4 feet before it reaches the ground. Now everybody over 4 foot tall has to stoop to avoid walking through the rain, which is accumulating 4 feet from the ground and upwards.

I wish I could eat as much sugar as I wanted and never have any dental issues.

 

[Beverly]

Granted, you have no teeth.

I wish Vinca would stop eating all of the sugar, the stores are all out of it now.