Corrupt A Wish

[Flinty]

Granted. Only heterosexuals are discriminated against. You can imagine the size of their pride days.

I wish it were easier to solve a problem like Maria.

 

[Butterfly88]

Granted, but now Maria can no longer solve problems.

I wish people were more charitable.

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

Granted, but now Maria can no longer solve problems.

I wish people were more charitable.

Granted but now they only give fish. Lots and lots of fish and you now hate fish.
Do,you want some fish,they say. Take some fish. TAKE THE FISH BUTTERFLY.

I wish someone would give me some fish.

 

[Butterfly88]

Granted but now they only give fish. Lots and lots of fish and you now hate fish.
Do,you want some fish,they say. Take some fish. TAKE THE FISH BUTTERFLY.

I wish someone would give me some fish.

Are they butterfly fish? Lol

Granted, but the fish smell fishy.

 

[Flinty]

Granted. Go fish.

I wish it weren't so hot in here.

 

[Reedstorm17]

Granted. It's absolute zero.

I wish my friend wasn't trying to set me up with another friend by pestering him to ask me out.

 

[Streetwise]

granted you won't hear another word about him
I pray I never see another cat flea

Granted. It's absolute zero.

I wish my friend wasn't trying to set me up with another friend by pestering him to ask me out.

 

[Reedstorm17]

Granted. You don't see another cat, either. Was it worth it?

I wish I could find a dress for homecoming.

 

[Flinty]

Granted. It is white and your homecoming is being held at your local Unification Church. Let's hope that the spirit of the late Reverend Moon favours you.

I wish to wake up at exactly 7:45 AM CDT tomorrow.

 

[Katleya]

Granted. But you fell right back asleep at 7:47 am CDT, though.

I wish I had remembered to buy hummus yesterday.

 

[Flinty]

Granted. But the store was out.

I wish my old computer would generate less heat.

 

[Katleya]

Granted. It no longer generates any heat, as it has shut down forever.

 

[Flinty]

I wish people understood how to use this thread.

 

[tree]

Wish Granted.
People understand, but the consciousness of some participants
has been taken over by bodysnatchers who relish the chance
to perturb those who like the game to be played according to
the rule, so they offer vexingly incomplete entries.

I wish I knew what to write next.

 

[Katleya]

Granted. You know what to write next, but you can't bring yourself to type the words.

I wish the bodysnatchers would let me play this game by the rules.

 

[Flinty]

Granted. But the military junta won't.

I wish I didn't constantly have to check my secondary email account.

 

[Kisa the tea]

Granted. Your second email account is now checked by a google bot who decides to mark everything as spam.

I wish life had a "choose your nationality" option.

 

[tree]

Wish Granted.
You get to choose your nationality, but your species
is mandatory: Blind Mole Rat.

I wish I could play the "Floor is Boiling Hot Liquid Rock Stuff" game again
like when I was seven years old.

 

[Flinty]

Granted. You can, but no one else lavas the game enough to join you.

I wish the number 999 had some spiritual meaning.

 

[Butterfly88]

Granted, but it means anyone who says it is going to hell so now you are doomed.

I wish doughnuts were healthy.